** Check this thread for ALL MY FUN-TOPICS of BB-7 Season**
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-saath-7/3761990/laugh-if-laugh-all-bb-7-fun-topics-of-cruiser-mania
https://cruisermaniabb6.blogspot.com/
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Please CLICK on the YouTube Vid link to listen to the beautiful composition of Shiv-Hari for Yash Chopra Classic SILSILA!
Listen to the deep baritone voice of Amitabh and melodious voice of Lata Ji as you read my ghastly hatchet job...imagining Agnihotri couple, Shilpa-Apurva rendering the parody lines!😛
Hope they make you smile! 😊
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgaNBJ2pQOs[/YOUTUBE]
--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"
Main aur meri Badboodaar Razaayi, Aksar yeh baatein karte hain!🤔
Tum hoti toh kaisa hota?😒
Tum Tedhe-Medhe Munh banaati, Tum Gol-Gol Aankhein ghumaati!
Tum Armaan pe hairaan hoti, Tum Sangram pe kitna hansti? 😕
Tum hoti to Jhagda hota, Tum hoti to Lafda hota!
Main aur meri Badboodaar Razaayi, Aksar yeh baatein karte hain!
CHORUS:
Ru-Ru-Ru-Ru-Ru Ru...Aaa-Aa-Aa-Aa
--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)--
Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke? 😕
Teri yaadon mein hain jaanam
Mere naqli aansoo nikalte!😭
Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke?
--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"
Yeh raat hai, yeh tumhaari Pony tail bandhi hui hai!
Hai Big Boss ka Bistara?
ya tumhaari haddiyaan peeth mein chubhi hui hain?😭
Yeh saand hai ya hai Kushal Tandon? 🤓
Sookhi Roti hai ya tumhaara rookha Chehra? 😔
Sangram Singh farted? Ya tumhaare badan ki badboo hai ye? 🤢
Yeh Kamya ki hai sarsaraahat, ki tumne chupke se kuch kaha hai?😲
Yeh sochta hoon main kab se gum-sum!😕
Ke jab ki mujhko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke tum nahin ho, kahin nahin ho!😭
Magar yeh darpok dil hai ki keh raha hai
Ki tum yahin ho, yahin kahin ho!😕

--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"
HO, tu Apu hai main hoon Shilpa 😕
Mujh Bin Tu kuchh kahan hai?😡
Mujhse O darne waale,
Teri dhahshat mein bhi Main hoon 😛
Hamein milna hi Hai humdum
Big Boss Ke hi ghar Mein!😊
Ho hamein milna hi Hai humdum
Big Boss Ke hi ghar Mein!!😊
Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke?😕
(After a big musical interlude)
--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"
Mm, meri aankh-aankh phadke
Jab dhakele tujhko Armaan
Munh Tod, doongi uska,
Mera dil hai Mike Tyson! 😡
Koi aur chhedega tujhko
Khaa Jaungi Usko Kacchha!😈
Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke 😕
--APURVA (Amitabh's Voice)"
Majboor yeh haalaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi 😕
Tanhaai ki ek raat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi 😕
Kehne ko bahut kuch hai, magar kis-se kahein hum?😲
Kab tak yunhi khaamosh aur marte rahein hum? 😒
Dil kehta hai Big Boss ke ghar ko aag laga dein
Deevaar jo hum dono mein hai, aaj gira dein! 😡
Kyoon dil mein sulagte rahe, logon ko bata dein,😕
Haan humko mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai, mohabbat
Ab dil mein yehi baat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi 😭
--SHILPA (Lata Ji's Voice)"
Yeh kahan aa gayi Main?
Big Boss Se Nikal Ke! 😕😭