Laugh Out Loud!!!

*Jokes time*
As our chatterbox Sapil aka Sahas is not there to make us all laugh like anything so i thought of posting some jokes just to make you all laugh and increase our forum activity😆😃
Plzzz do share your jokes also😳

Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail
Ho Gayi Hein..!
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Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi,
To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!

Doctor Shocks...Pappu Rocks...!!

BULLET wala SCOOTY wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai he ?
Girl tez karke aage nikal gai.
Boy ne bhi speed badhai aur barabar me aakar :
Kabhi bullet chalai hai??
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Girl slow ho gayi.
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Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya
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Girl:- Aur chala le bullet..
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Boy:- kamini Bandariya yahi to puch raha tha,
bullet chalai hai to bata de break kaise lagate hain..!

girls ki soch!

rang de basanti dekhkar
santa ko bahut gussa aaya.
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dost: kya hua itne gusse me kyu hai?
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santa: yaar , inhone ne puri film to dikha di par basanti nahi dikhai

Washing powder Nirma
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Washing powder Nirma
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Doodh si safedi Nirma se Aaye
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Sab ki Pasand Nirma
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Kuch b likho
log padhte zarur hai
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Wo b tune ke sath

Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping"
...since 3 Days!
He's Probably dead.
2. Someone never sends anything, then at night Once a week/month he says: "Good night"

3. Someone is 'sick' since the time I added him.
4. Someone is "Driving"
...since 5 days!
I guess he reached Dubai!!
5.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him..
Seems like he wants to play table tennis!
6. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" ..
Guess his time stood still
7. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month.
Living in Paradise?
8. Someone is alwz 'available'..
How free Are you?????
9. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp'
I Know ! That's why you're on my list!
10. Someone writes "urgent calls only"...
Dont get it..
Are u in the police or ambulance service?
11. Some says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only"
Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function

Ladki: Is mirror ki kya
keemat he??

SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !
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Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..
kya isme koi khas baat he??
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SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100
floor se niche girao,
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ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega...
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Ladki : Wow.. PACK kardo bhaiya !!!

Shumona - maine tumhe call kiya to
tumne uthaya kyu nahi ?
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Kapil - kyu uthau??
45 rupe dekar jo gana lagwaya hai wo kya Tera Baap

Sunega

Boy on date in Restaurant:
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Boy: Jaan.. Main tumse ek baat kehna
chahta hu..
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Girl friend : Kya..?
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Boy friend : I already have a girl friend..!

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Girl friend: Tune to dara diya yaar..
Muje laga paise nahi hai..

Nepali watchman to malik : "Syria ka badshah mar gaya !!"
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I switched on to the news channels but found no such news anywhere.
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After an hour I went to my garden and came to know what he actually meant "Chidiya ka bachcha maar gaya"

Shukriya... Shukriya.😆🤣🤣

fantabulous collections 👏👏👏 i liked d mirror joke most..99 floor tak nahin tutegi 😆..jaaneman tu to full mud me hain aaj 😉

Originally posted by: JustMySelf

fantabulous collections 👏👏👏 i liked d mirror joke most..99 floor tak nahin tutegi 😆..jaaneman tu to full mud me hain aaj 😉

Haan yr aj full mood main hu😆 saath tu jo hai😆😉 haha lol mirror wala mast hai

Originally posted by: sweetgirl29

Haan yr aj full mood main hu😆 saath tu jo hai😆😉 haha lol mirror wala mast hai

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u dont hv any jokes to share?😛

I'm In full JOKE MOOD!!

Wow very good jokes.Liked it .

nayab very nice post...