Jokes: Meaning of Ghrina and Nirdosh Pashu of agra fort

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Joke1: The day Jodha will forget her Ghrina...Pg1
Joke2 Nirdosh pashu and vichitra prani of agra fort...Pg2
Joke3 Salim mother father name...Pg3
Joke1: The day Jodha will forget her Ghrina...Pg1
12 years later after Sukanya's wedding
Jodha telling Jalal: Hum aapse ghrina karthe hain
5 year old Salim comes running inside the room.
Salim: Ghrina kya hai ammi jaan
Jodha: Ghrina matlab matlab
Jalal pulling her legs: Aapke ammi jaan ko thik se hindi nahi aati hai sheiku baba, woh kehna chahthi thi ghir na kyun jodha begum
Jodha stares in anger at Jalal: haan haan Salim ghrina nahi hum keh rahe the ghir naaa
Salim: Hum apase ghir na karthe hain matlab iska kya matlab hua aami jaan
Jalal smiles an opportunity to trap jodha: Aapki ammi jaan ko thik se baat karni bhi nahi aati hai, woh kehna chahthi thi "Hum aap par ghir na chahthe hain" kyun Jodha begum
Jodha Begum without thinking: Haan haan aapke bapu sa thik keh rahe hain
Salim: Magar abu jaan "Ma sa aap pe kyun ghir na chahathi hain"
Jalal: Yeh apni ma sa se puchlijiye and leaves smirking
Salim: Ammi jaan aap abu jaan pe kyun ghir na chahthi hain
Jodha folds her hands: Humme maaf kijiye phirse hum aapke bapu sa pe ghrina matlab ghir na kabhi nahi karenge
Salim: Ghir na kabhi nahi chahenge ma sa, aapko sach mein koi basha thik se nahi aati jaise abu jaan ne kaha(laughs)
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: myviewprem

Joke: The day Jodha will forget her Ghrina

12 years later after Sukanya's wedding



Hey bhagwan!! 7 YEARS baad Salim paida hoga????😲🥱🥱🥱
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: afsanaanjum



Hey bhagwan!! 7 YEARS baad Salim paida hoga????😲🥱🥱🥱

yes married on 1562 and salim born 1569
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hahahaha ... GHRINA means GHIR NAA.!!!! You trolled Jodha 🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣ghrina will continue for so long😲😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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👏👏👏👏 Awesome Creativity, thinking and Convo !!😆😆😆😆😆 Lovely !! made me smile !!😛😛😛 Thank You!😃😃
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Joke2 Nirdosh pashu and vichitra prani of agra fort
Jodha always saying nirdosh pashu and vicitra prani.
So salim gets one doubt and rushes to Jodha room. Jodha, Jalal and Rahim sitting there.
Salim to Rahim: Bhai jaan, Nirdosh pashu ka matlab kya hai
Rahim : Matlab Agra qile mein nirdosh pashu ek hi hai humare abu jaan
Jalal embrassed and Jodha smiles triumphantly
Salim: To Vichitra prani kaun hai
Jalal: Sare hindustan mein ek hi vichitra prani hai aapki ma sa Jodha begum
Jodha stops using both words again
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Joke3 Salim mother father name

Salim goes to school first day. Teacher asks
Teacher: Aapke abu jaan ka naam kya hai?
Salim: Humare abu ka naam jallad hai
Teacher: Aapke ammi jaan ka naam kya hai?
Salim: Humari aami jaan ka naam bhagin hai
Edited by myviewprem - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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From Ghrina to ghir na.. Jodha has done it all 😆


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: myviewprem

Joke2 Nirdosh pashu and vichitra prani of agra fort
Jodha always saying nirdosh pashu and vicitra prani.
So salim gets one doubt and rushes to the room. Jodha, Jalal and Rahim sitting there.
Salim to Rahim: Bhai jaan, Nirdosh pashu matlab kya hai
Rahim : Matlab Agra qile mein nirdosh pashu ek hi hai apke abu jaan
Jalal embrassed and Jodha smiles triumphantly
Salim: To Vichitra prani kaun hai
Jalal: Sare hindustan mein ek hi vichitra prani hai aapki ma sa humari Jodha begum
Jodha stops using both words again


Epic 🤣

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