Jokes: Meaning of Ghrina and Nirdosh Pashu of agra fort

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myviewprem

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Posted: 12 years ago

Joke1: The day Jodha will forget her Ghrina...Pg1

Joke2 Nirdosh pashu and vichitra prani of agra fort...Pg2

Joke3 Salim mother father name...Pg3

Joke1: The day Jodha will forget her Ghrina...Pg1

12 years later after Sukanya's wedding

Jodha telling Jalal: Hum aapse ghrina karthe hain

5 year old Salim comes running inside the room.

Salim: Ghrina kya hai ammi jaan

Jodha: Ghrina matlab matlab

Jalal pulling her legs: Aapke ammi jaan ko thik se hindi nahi aati hai sheiku baba, woh kehna chahthi thi ghir na kyun jodha begum

Jodha stares in anger at Jalal: haan haan Salim ghrina nahi hum keh rahe the ghir naaa

Salim: Hum apase ghir na karthe hain matlab iska kya matlab hua aami jaan

Jalal smiles an opportunity to trap jodha: Aapki ammi jaan ko thik se baat karni bhi nahi aati hai, woh kehna chahthi thi "Hum aap par ghir na chahthe hain" kyun Jodha begum

Jodha Begum without thinking: Haan haan aapke bapu sa thik keh rahe hain

Salim: Magar abu jaan "Ma sa aap pe kyun ghir na chahathi hain"

Jalal: Yeh apni ma sa se puchlijiye and leaves smirking

Salim: Ammi jaan aap abu jaan pe kyun ghir na chahthi hain

Jodha folds her hands: Humme maaf kijiye phirse hum aapke bapu sa pe ghrina matlab ghir na kabhi nahi karenge

Salim: Ghir na kabhi nahi chahenge ma sa, aapko sach mein koi basha thik se nahi aati jaise abu jaan ne kaha(laughs)

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afsanaanjum

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: myviewprem
Joke: The day Jodha will forget her Ghrina

12 years later after Sukanya's wedding

Hey bhagwan!! 7 YEARS baad Salim paida hoga????😲🥱🥱🥱

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myviewprem

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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: afsanaanjum

Hey bhagwan!! 7 YEARS baad Salim paida hoga????😲🥱🥱🥱

yes married on 1562 and salim born 1569

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Neha Mishra

@Shivika_Fanatic

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Posted: 12 years ago

Hahahaha ... GHRINA means GHIR NAA.!!!! You trolled Jodha 🤣

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Prim_123

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Posted: 12 years ago

🤣ghrina will continue for so long😲😆

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Nancy

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Posted: 12 years ago

👏👏👏👏 Awesome Creativity, thinking and Convo !!😆😆😆😆😆 Lovely !! made me smile !!😛😛😛 Thank You!😃😃

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myviewprem

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Posted: 12 years ago

Joke2 Nirdosh pashu and vichitra prani of agra fort

Jodha always saying nirdosh pashu and vicitra prani.

So salim gets one doubt and rushes to Jodha room. Jodha, Jalal and Rahim sitting there.

Salim to Rahim: Bhai jaan, Nirdosh pashu ka matlab kya hai

Rahim : Matlab Agra qile mein nirdosh pashu ek hi hai humare abu jaan

Jalal embrassed and Jodha smiles triumphantly

Salim: To Vichitra prani kaun hai

Jalal: Sare hindustan mein ek hi vichitra prani hai aapki ma sa Jodha begum

Jodha stops using both words again

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myviewprem

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Posted: 12 years ago

Joke3 Salim mother father name

Salim goes to school first day. Teacher asks

Teacher: Aapke abu jaan ka naam kya hai?

Salim: Humare abu ka naam jallad hai

Teacher: Aapke ammi jaan ka naam kya hai?

Salim: Humari aami jaan ka naam bhagin hai

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Alakh

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Posted: 12 years ago

🤣

From Ghrina to ghir na.. Jodha has done it all 😆

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Alakh

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Originally posted by: myviewprem
Joke2 Nirdosh pashu and vichitra prani of agra fort

Jodha always saying nirdosh pashu and vicitra prani.

So salim gets one doubt and rushes to the room. Jodha, Jalal and Rahim sitting there.

Salim to Rahim: Bhai jaan, Nirdosh pashu matlab kya hai

Rahim : Matlab Agra qile mein nirdosh pashu ek hi hai apke abu jaan

Jalal embrassed and Jodha smiles triumphantly

Salim: To Vichitra prani kaun hai

Jalal: Sare hindustan mein ek hi vichitra prani hai aapki ma sa humari Jodha begum

Jodha stops using both words again

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