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I wrote a bunch of tips for our odd couple last week. As time progresses, the odd couple is sometimes get odder and other times getting not so odd. So, girls I think we should keep updating the list to help them through their rough journey ahead. So here I go, would love it if you all chime in.
Advice and Tips for Jalal:
- In order to get few brownie points from Jodha before you ask for huge favors (like a hug, kiss and more), you should always praise some Raajvanshi (PRC) or say something nice about Amer. She might give you much more than a kisss...
- She does not seem to take your direct genuine compliments that well. It might be better to hide those compliments under Amer's protection and present it to her. Like instead of saying you are so good at dancing, tell her that aap Amer wale nachte bahut ache hai. The dumbo will start smiling immediately..BTW, don't ask me why I am giving you this advise, but I feel it will work. Also, when you compliment her in front of everyone she will stay MUM. So if you badly want to praise her do it in front of everyone!
- You want Jodha to do something and she is not budging, then approach ammijaan aur sasumaa. Specially when she is right now in that 'ghrina mode to hide her inner feelings'. That emotional pressure helps, like she went for nauka vihar, slept in the same bed, wore your green color dress. Don't be too disheartened that you have to use this tip, this is just a temporary phase. She wants to do whatever you ask her to, but her ego is too big to bend and that will soon change.
- You have already changed your ghisa pita question from 'aapko hamari chinta to nahin ho rahi hai' TO 'kahin aapko humse chahat to nahin ho gayi hai', this was really good change. You saw she was MUM for almost a minute. After that you could make her do whatever you wanted to. So keep changing your questions about what she feels for you so that she loses her sanity completely. Like the next one you can ask is 'kahin aap ka mann hume chune ka to nahin kar raha'?
- I know you desperately want her to see your well built sexy body, like completely check you out. You keep checking on her to see if she is checking you out. She is this purane khayalat ki biwi with too much lajja unlike the forum girls who expand their eyes till the eyeballs fall out to check you out. So, next time try to be where Jodha is (like tulsi pooja time) and pretend to practice shamsheer half naked. Act as if you dont know she is there and she will check you out buddy.
- Your 'swar' and 'lambi saanse' are big time hathiyaars to make Jodha completely uncomfortable and manipulate her to your advantage. Anytime she disagrees to your demands, start the noises and she will oblige.
- Jodha tumhare rang me rang gai hai, so she might be big time ready for the next step. The big question is are you ready also? She has been wearing the green color that she dislikes for the whole week almost, she is melting for sure.
- Jodha was so checking you out during the tilak scene. She could not stand the extra sindhoor on the pretty face of yours. This is huge hint that she has started to admire your handsome face. What's up with you not understanding her aankhon ki baateen, please get some training on that from some trained dancers in Agra.
- You are to some extent losing it completely. Jodha was extremely mean to you when she said she only felt pity for you. Buddy, you forgave/forget and are ready to watch Jodha dance. Why are you making her nafarmani your aadat - remember Ruqu's warning? Is it because you know she cares for you and is hiding behind family prem? If so, what is your strategy? Jodha insult me as much as you want, but I am going to stick around and expose your lies. I would still say do something atleast to tone her down, after all she is insulting the shenshah.
- You were completely lost in her beauty while watching her dance. Then, you come back to your room and feel her dupatta. What a narrow escape, she did not ask you about why you were playing with her dupatta. I know right now you are ONLY trying to prove she cares or does NOT hate you. While doing all this you are getting more and more attracted to her. Do you think you will be able to forget about her once she admits that she does NOT hate you? Do ask yourself these questions.
- You openly admitted that you went there to watch her deliberately. This one was dangerous, although forum women and Jodha loved it. You made a narrow escape becuase Jodha could have questioned you as to why did you want to watch her dance? Were you ready to admit that you love watching her and admiring her beauty?
- You looked pretty desperate in wanting Jodha to touch you today with or without the jama. The moment she said aap jama pehaniya before I massage your shoulders, you immediately agreed. You had her in the corner, you had the chance to make her massage your bear shoulders. Dont miss this kind of a golden chance again! You see she would have felt more sensations if she touched your bare shoulders. Wink!
- You did us proud Jodha when you put Jalal on the spot by asking him 'humpe bharosa ho gaya hai kya?' after he drank the kheer. He was caught off guard and gave an illogical answer about you having te chance to pierce 3 arrows at him. When he pounces at you with wierd questions, you pounce back with even more teasing questions.
- Jalal is already finding it strange that you wore his 'green' dress inspite of rejecting it earlier when he gave you the choice of going back to Amer. His brain is soon going to figure out (if not already) that you care about his likes and are ready to put aside your dislike. You wore green not once, but thrice. That's giving too many signals to Jalal, may be you want Jalal's intense stares.I dont blame you, anyone can get lost in his eyes.
- You were so concerned for Jalal during the haathi incident, almost couldn't breathe. You have many times said that you do not care for Jalal, so might want to see a hakim if you have some breathing issues. If he says no problem with that, then may be check if your heart has started caring for Jalal. BTW, you were also checking him out during the utsav.
- We get it that you are desperate as you do not want Jalal to find out that you care. But, girl stop being so chudaili about it. You could have said that by using many different words and tone. Did you not see how his face sulked and how dejected he looked. If you want to hide your feelings, there are other ways to do it. Like you could have said you care about him as he is the shenshah and for hamida's sake, etc. Basically as a human you care for another human, just tone down your chudailpana. Or are you trying to prove to Jalal that you are the chudail of his story?
- He asked you a question and asked you to make a decision as a shenshah would, and you just declined. He thinks you are very intelligent and bright. If you keep doing that he might find you dumb and lose interest. But, if that is what you want (for him to lose interest) then keep acting dumb
- You look for excuses to go to Jalal, this will become obvious to Jalal soon. You run to him and tell him you caught him red handed watching her dance. You did NOT do anything about his statement that he came there just to see you. This was a huge mistake. He questions you so many times with persistence and you let this golden chance miss. You should have asked 'jab aapka niharne ka maan nahin karta to kyon nihar rahe the? kahim humse prem to nahin ho gaya?'. NEVER MISS THE CHANCE AGAIN!
- He insists upon getting a punishment and questions you with 'prem hogaya humse' and you are scared. You should have questioned him back, 'prem to aap ko ho gaya jo kabhi nachte hue dekhte hai aur kabhi hamari mehandi ko'. If you lose these kinds of battles with Jalal, he is going to be walking all over you.
- Have you ever thought why Jalal keeps asking you that you care for him. Its may be because he really wants you to care for him or because he knows the truth about you (that you care for him). Once you find the answer to this question, please let the forum girls know. If the answer is former, then are you ready for this relationship with him? If latter, then how are you going to hide the truth now?
- Never think of punishing Jalal AGAIN! He is too cunning and naughty, will always have a way of getting out of it. Next time when he requests you to punish him, just walk out from there. Unless like us you have started enjoying the flirty charming sexy Jalal.
- His "ooohhhs" and "aaahhhsss" are the biggest weapons that can be used against you. There are few ways to get out of it - stuff his mouth with a cloth, pretend you are very sick or best is to kiss him you know where, that will shut him for good.
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