Big Boss has a chat with Asif & a Task!-Undekha Action

** Check these threads for ALL MY FUN-TOPICS of BB-7 Season**

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-saath-7/3761990/laugh-if-laugh-all-bb-7-fun-topics-of-cruiser-mania

https://cruisermaniabb6.blogspot.com

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BIG BOSS: Asif...

ASIF: Jee Beeg Bosh! 😕

BIG BOSS: Bahut pareshan se lag rahe ho aap!

ASIF (Sad looks): 😕Jee Beeg Bosh!------Shooru mein job hom aaya thha, toh sobhi se mulakaat aacchha laaga thha---------Kintu, obhi hom sobka real fashe dekha hai---ek dom real shokol dekha hai sobka!----------- Bohoot khaaraab laagta hai obhi---------saala, blaaind traast maara hom in ghotiya logon kaa oopor!🤔

BIG BOSS: Aapki pareshaani ki koi khaas wazah Asif?

ASIF (long sad pause):😕 Sob homko daant maarta hai Beeg Bosh! --------------(long pause)----Hom saala sobka Taatti sofaayi korta hoon, phir bhi koi seedha mookh se baat naahin korta homse. -------------Ormaani daant maarta hai homko, 😕-----------Gaauhaar bolta hai don't talk Sheet!🤔------------Wo saala Andy bhi bolta hai baat maut koro homse!-----------Homko baahir nikaalo Beeg Bosh!----------Hom shotti kautha bolta hai-----ek-dom reayaal baat---- hom paagol ho jaayega ihaan por!😭

BIG BOSS: Asif. Big Boss chaahte hain, ki aap apne nirnay par thande dimaag se vichaar karein aur is Vishay par Big Boss aapse dobaara baat karenge!

ASIF (resigned voice): Jee Beeg Bosh!😔

BIG BOSS: Asif, -----Big Boss chaahte hain----------ki abse theek chaar ghanton ke baad, aap dobaara confession room mein aayein aur Big Boss ko koi Gaana ya Kavita sunaayein. ------Big Boss aasha karte hain, ki Gaane ya Kavita ki tayyari mein aap vyast rahenge aur nakaaraatmak vichaar aapko pareshaan naheen karenge!⭐️

ASIF: 😲 Nokaaraatmok motlob?😲

BIG BOSS (Coughs): Nakaaratmak vichaar matlab Negative thoughts Asif.---------Ab aap jaa sakte hain!

Four Hours later, a very excited Asif returns and sings out his effort to Big Boss!👏

ASIF: Big Bosh, homaara gaan, Solmaan Khaan ka, Main Korun toh Shaala, Character Dheela hai ka oopor based hai!...Here I go...😊

Beeg Bosh-Saat, Jeetne Ka Nosha Sobse Nosheela Hai!

Jishe Ddekho, yahaan wo, planning ki Saazish Mein Geela Hai!😉

Beeg Bosh-Saat, Jeetne Ka Nosha Sobse Nosheela Hai!

Jishe Ddekho, yahaan wo, planning ki Saazish Mein Geela Hai!😉

MAIN BOLUN TOH SHAALA, MERA SOB KUCCH DHEELA HAI!😕

Kooshal choome Gaauhaar Ko, Taanisha Ormaaan Se Chipka Hai!😳

Jise dekho, wo ek-dooje ka, Baanhon Mein Leepta Hai!!☺️

Shongraam naache-Andy ka shong, Pratyusha Kaamiya Se Chipka Hai!

Jise dekho, wo ek-dooje ka, Baanhon Mein Leepta Hai!!☺️

MAIN BOLUN TOH SHAALA, MERA SOB KUCCH DHEELA HAI!😭

Originally posted by: amina.ahmedraza

Superb ... 😆

Write something on his Paans Kilo Phisss (5 Kilo Fish) 🤣 i know u will comeup with something ultra hillarious like always ..

Originally posted by: _MGArti_

Nice 😳

Song so apt for them😆

Sab ka character nahi Dimag Dheela hai😆

Originally posted by: SunnyD2013

Awesome awesome awesome !! Made my night again, hats off to you ! I am seriously loving your Asif posts, you're just too good at what you do :) taati sofaii line was too good XD bechara Asif LOL
And omg you even reinvented character dheela in Asif version, lyrics are brilliant, love it!