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Dear fans,
You all always wanted to know why ? Today I will tell you !!
1. Long Hair will help me hide my face as well as my tears when I will be ridiculed for leaving Zoya in Siddiqui Mansion.
2. After a few days when I have to go and meet Zoya , I can disguise myself as Chachi 420.
I know there are wigs but with a Vamp like Razia , this will look less suspicious.
3.After Zoya left me, I can spend some Quality time washing and grooming my hair , otherwise Lonliness is a B****. Now I hardly get time to miss Zoe, because my long hair takes up most of my time. Mere tanhai ke saathi hain yeh baal.
4.Me and Zoya can meet at a Hair Salon, and get our hair done together. Kisi ko shaq bhi nahin hoga !
5. To give my future FIL complex.
when He will say mere baas Zoya hai , izzat hai, gaadi hai , bangla hai tumhaare baas kya hai
and I will confidently say.
Mere paas baal hain bahut saare Baal hain... Ab to Zoya se bhi zyada baal hain !
6. Also since Asad no longer has Balls ... atleast he has lots of Baals
7. since long hair gives me a Majnu look , so Zoya will forgive me .. thinking that I have totally become Majnu in her yaad..
8. When I will be driving in the city on Najma/Zoya's scooty . The cops will not catch me because my long hair can be a pretend helmet.
9. After a conversation with Shireen, pulling out my long locks gives me peace.
10. If I miss Zoya a lot , I can just run my fingers through my long hair and pretend that its her.
yeh haath to bahut hi kaam ki cheez hain zoya ke bina 😉
11. On a very hot day I can use it as a fan ...
12. When I will have to fight goons, hair can be used as a weapon of Mass Destruction.
Also works as a WMD on hot chicks.
13. At Night , when I am sobbing and missing my Zoe , these act as my pillow , my security blanket.
14. No matter how bad an episode is , people still talk about my hair. So my hair keeps QH on top on IF.
15. They will act as a napkin and help me in wiping my tears. Come on you all know .. All I am going to do is cry for next 3 months. It will save the planet. Just doing my part
"What's outside my head and what's inside my head aren't worth mentioning. What's worth mentioning is what's on my head - my hair. Whatever happens, I'll still be as fashionably coiffed as I was before the Community Nikah happened and I got dementia."
Thanks,
Love you all Asad Ahmed Khan
Gossip Girl's Humble request please try to see the bigger picture Hair 😉
Autographed picture is attached !
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
