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1.Miss Kaul... Miss Kaul tu idhar kya kar rahi hain aur ye ye kya kiya tunne... tho ghar ki kidiki dharwaze bandh rakhlete na... tu yahase abhi chali ja ghar ke andar aur mujhe koyi laffda nahi chahiye samjhina jaa... ha maayi uski maa ka kaan ko locha hain vo zyada shor sunke bhimar pad jaati hain vo patake phat raha tha na issliye... Antra
2.Har kisiki mazaal nahi hain ki iss basti ki taraf aankh uthake dekhe sabko samjha diya maine... maine khulva di vo arshad bhai apne thode problem mein the tho... vo dosth hain mere bahut accha aadmi hain aur abhi tho uska... maayi vo nakku maayi haina... nayak gaud basti ke maalik... off hogayi... aaj shaam ko... bhatia bata raha tha ki aaj subah police ne kisi laffde mein usko jail leke gayi thi... aur shaam tak kisine zeher dekar uska game bajadhiya...
3.Kuch bhi tho nahi... nahi tho... ha mujhe lagana ki tu upar mera intazaar kar rahi hain... humm accha... tho phir upar balcony mein khade hoke tu kya taare ghin rahi thi... kitni taare ghine tunne bata...
2.Har kisiki mazaal nahi hain ki iss basti ki taraf aankh uthake dekhe sabko samjha diya maine... maine khulva di vo arshad bhai apne thode problem mein the tho... vo dosth hain mere bahut accha aadmi hain aur abhi tho uska... maayi vo nakku maayi haina... nayak gaud basti ke maalik... off hogayi... aaj shaam ko... bhatia bata raha tha ki aaj subah police ne kisi laffde mein usko jail leke gayi thi... aur shaam tak kisine zeher dekar uska game bajadhiya...
3.Kuch bhi tho nahi... nahi tho... ha mujhe lagana ki tu upar mera intazaar kar rahi hain... humm accha... tho phir upar balcony mein khade hoke tu kya taare ghin rahi thi... kitni taare ghine tunne bata...
4.Mere hote hue Daya maayi ki insult koyi nahi kar sakta... tu dosth hain meri... aur ha Daya maayi ke raaste mein kisi ke bhi aaneki himmat nahi hain... vaise bhi maayi gussa nahi hain chal... baith
5.Kya haina unka yaha hona na kaafi hain mere liye... maayi jab yahape hoti hain tho aisa lagta hain jaise sab kuch lautke aagaya mera... aisa lagta hain aisa lagta hain jaise koyi apna hain jiske rehte na mujhe kabhi koyi taqleef nahi ho sakti... mera chod arey maayi ke hote na iss basti mein kisiko koyi taqleef nahi ho sakti ye taarpatri yahaki bijli yahaka paani sab kuch maayi ne diye kisi bhi baat ka koyi taqleef nahi hota yaha kisiko... maalkin nahi bhagwan hain vo yahaki... ye saari zameen ye poori basti maayi ki hain aur yaha ke log maayi ka apna parivaar vo saare dukh dard se sabko bacha leti hain... aur maayi ke rehte na... na tho yaha police aati hain aur naahi kuch kanoon kar patha hain... yaha ke saare niyam saari ke saare niyam maayi bana thi hain aur chalathi bhi vahi hain... Miss Kaul tu samaj nahi raii... agar hum kanoon ke sunte na tho ye basti ye poori zameen sab khatam ho chuki hongi... aur yahape na ek badasa building ban chuka hota... THO AAJ NA MAIN HOTA NA TU YAHA HOTI... sirf pyaar naii POOJA KARTA HU MAIN APNI MAAYI KI...
6.Abbb kya haina Miss Kaul good night mera time hogaya abhi janeka... arey tunne ye abhi ye das pachpan ki local ki train ki awaaz nahi suni kya ye awaaz sunkehi na mujhe neendh aa jathi hain aur main aur main so jatha hu... naii mereko nahi sunna vo sadu sa music vusic... warewah kashmiri chori abhi kisi aur keliye tu aaj mere gardhan pe chal rahi hain... arey yar mereko nahi sunna tera ye radio ka chitraar thik hai good n8
5.Kya haina unka yaha hona na kaafi hain mere liye... maayi jab yahape hoti hain tho aisa lagta hain jaise sab kuch lautke aagaya mera... aisa lagta hain aisa lagta hain jaise koyi apna hain jiske rehte na mujhe kabhi koyi taqleef nahi ho sakti... mera chod arey maayi ke hote na iss basti mein kisiko koyi taqleef nahi ho sakti ye taarpatri yahaki bijli yahaka paani sab kuch maayi ne diye kisi bhi baat ka koyi taqleef nahi hota yaha kisiko... maalkin nahi bhagwan hain vo yahaki... ye saari zameen ye poori basti maayi ki hain aur yaha ke log maayi ka apna parivaar vo saare dukh dard se sabko bacha leti hain... aur maayi ke rehte na... na tho yaha police aati hain aur naahi kuch kanoon kar patha hain... yaha ke saare niyam saari ke saare niyam maayi bana thi hain aur chalathi bhi vahi hain... Miss Kaul tu samaj nahi raii... agar hum kanoon ke sunte na tho ye basti ye poori zameen sab khatam ho chuki hongi... aur yahape na ek badasa building ban chuka hota... THO AAJ NA MAIN HOTA NA TU YAHA HOTI... sirf pyaar naii POOJA KARTA HU MAIN APNI MAAYI KI...
6.Abbb kya haina Miss Kaul good night mera time hogaya abhi janeka... arey tunne ye abhi ye das pachpan ki local ki train ki awaaz nahi suni kya ye awaaz sunkehi na mujhe neendh aa jathi hain aur main aur main so jatha hu... naii mereko nahi sunna vo sadu sa music vusic... warewah kashmiri chori abhi kisi aur keliye tu aaj mere gardhan pe chal rahi hain... arey yar mereko nahi sunna tera ye radio ka chitraar thik hai good n8
I know I started writing one-liners but now I am writing all the dialogues of Raghu... karu tho kya karu mujhe sab accha lagta hain... ek ek akshar se na apunko bahut mazaa aa raha hain padhte vakth aur post karte hue bhi...
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