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OK , it seems like jalal is not going to get maffi very easily
here are some fadoo ideas how he can seek mafi and jodha's attentionš
1. sabse pehle sharifo ki tarah mafi mango ( par itni asasni se man jaye wo jodha kaha )
2. make a clone of jodha and practice mafi mangna ( to nahi , to tera clone sahi )
3. disguise himself as jodha's bandhi ( caution : beware of adham kahn , he is kind of dasi boy )
4. disguise himself as raheem , and sit in jodha's lap , and seek mafi ( because bachhe is always sachhe )
5. disguise himself as ranbir kapoor ( droolingš³) and seek mafi ( dont sing " sadda haq athe rakh " jodha dont like such things )
6. hack jodha's facebook page and make many post on behalf of her " i love jalal "(Aap humare dil ke dewaaro par apna naam yu likh gaye ,jahan-jahan hum mude aap hume wahaan dikh gaye)
7. follow jodha on twitter , and irritate her with every post ( tera picha na mai chodunga soniye , bhej de chahe jail me )
8. make ameri mirchi's achar for jodha ( do not attempt this at home , ameri mirchi handle karna asan nahi hai )
9. patao jodha's daddy , to impress jodha ( suno sasurji ab jid chodo , manlo meri baat ,dulhan to jayegi dulhe raja ke sath )
10. open a hookah brand in name of jodha ( tera pyar pyar pyar , hookah baar )
11. persuade ruqu to have plastic surgery to look like jodha ( khwaja shera can help , she is allrounder )
12. participate in kbc, phone a friend to jodha , say i love you on live tv ( haiii)
13. make specially customized bedroom set, curtains with jodha's picture ( tere chere se najar nahi hatati najare hum kya dekhe )
14. tilt the dewane kaah asan to jodha's side and watch her continously ( pardanasheen ko be parda na kar do to akbar mera naam nahi hai )
15.pick up a fight with chulbul pandey , and win it ( on coming back from victory , smirk at jodha and say " swagat nahi karonge humara")
16. whenever see jodha , smirk and say " hey , how you doing "( he can share food )
17. place a hidden camera in kanhaji's murti and watch happy jodha ( shsss)
18. jodha likes " sar" so make sarsoo ka sag for her ( gori tere pyar ne muzse kya kya na karvaya)
19. kidnap jodha , take her long away in a special mahal , and throw the chabi in river ( hum tum ek kamre me band ho š³)
20. put in in a room with sheldon cooper for one day ( pareshan hoke khud he i love you bol dengi )
21. give her lots of kids ( hum 2 , humare 2, 3 ,4 ...)
22. he can take a little bit of dhatura, get talli and dream about jodha
extend this list with your craziest and stupidest idea
( this just a joke , don't take it seriously ) enjoy
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