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Ill get to them today! Pakka! Waa super busy! I hace great answers for all those questions to! Hahaha

@ honeybunch @aswini @eyecatchers - THANK U GUYSSS SO MUCH!! Thats really sweet! Mwah xxx

Originally posted by: --MasterMind--

Congrats once again Rosh. Answer these!!😛

Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door?

Theft protection 😃 24/7

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

Humans are inferior.. meaning they feel less than other species.. so other species can smell that fear and low self esteem and take advantage of that and abduct humans. 😉

Why are rat traps in the car-care section of the supermarket?

To protect cars from rats. 😲 Rat infestation in cars is common these days.. just like snakes on planes 🤣

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

No.. duh if sign makers themselves are on strike.. why would they make a sign in the first place? 🤔

Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?

Thats so insensitive. 😭 kyun.. blind people ki love at first sight nahi ho sakta? 😭 They can have it in form of love at first touch 😳

Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?

Because the meaning of life is a GRAND design.. its much to grand and large of a concept to hold it to a menial answer in a dictionary. 😃

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Technically it should be a racecarist. 😃

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Give the monkey a knife instead.. let it use it's hands. 😎

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?

Ill go back to 19th century America and ask for you 🤣

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

Its not! 😲 the abbreviation for abbreviation is abbr. 😃 which is short. so.. i win. 😎

Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?

UFF. because its the laws of grammar and phonetics. W sound comes in ONE because there is a consonant btw two vowels. Its just a coincidence that there isnt a W in it. just like pH makes a F sound.. and TWO has a W in it but because of the positioning of the letters the W and the O make a separate sound altogether.. 😎 DUH.

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

When you use lemon and sugar.. dab the invisible ink marked writing and check it with special glasses and you are able to see where the lettering stops showing.. National Treasure teaches you things. 😎

Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?

Vampires dont exist. 🥱

What's the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?

Let them suffocate and then theyll realize what they should and shouldnt do. 🤣 is that to cruel?

At a movie theatre You are asked, " Hey, what are you doing here?"

I answer.. same thing you are 😆

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

because micro refers to the device not the scale or the store. 😃

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Theres an indestructible box 😲 NO WAY! 😳 with all the traveling ive done I still didnt know this. 🤣

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Because Cats dont EAT MICE! They like to play with them. 😎 Ask Tom and Jerry 🤣 if you dont believe me.

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

For idiots who dont know what a dictionary is 🤣

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Because RUSH refers to the the amount of commuters heading to work or coming back from work.. not the pace the speed in which they are traveling. 😎 (like a boss.)

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Because when it's dark, people tend to bump into things or fall.. without light.. so in NIGHT.. one FALLS. and when the the sun comes back and its light out again, the people who fell in the dark.. realize what they BROKE in the morning..so in DAY .. one realizes what they have BROKEN from the previous night. 😎

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Because rain comes down FAST and so it just PLUMP drops. But Snow.. it comes down slowly and gracefully so its "falling"..

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Concentration..people cant concentrate. 😃

Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?

Because the day (time of light).. has to come to an end for someone to synthesize what they have done .. and by the time they are out of pensive mode.. its night. 😃

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I have abs. NO CLUE. 😆

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Because if you dont pay him back..he will break you. 😳

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so

Your suppose to speak the truth .. thats why. Thats what is expected of you..

Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?

Flame throwing.. how are you guaranteed a meal this way?

If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?

Dodge is a brand .. not a term to get out of the way. 😃

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

You have succeeded at failing.. so both. 😎

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

TREES ARE LIVING YOU KNOW! 😡 so if they sway.. back and forth it means they have heard my joke and found it funny. 😆

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

Thats mean. 😭 bechaari billi. ek kaam karte hai.. Tanveer ko gaadi se throw karte hai.. dekhte hai.. kitti litter hota hai ki nahi. 🤣

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

I ANSWERED THIS ALREADY. 😡 🤣 please check previous questions by nandini 🤣 gave a damn good answer too. 😎

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Because BUILDING refers to the building of relationships inside of the structure. 😎 which is an ongoing thing.

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Dude where did you get these questions from. 🤣?? Humans are not targets to shoot. neither are animals for that matter.

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

I answered this too.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Zombies. PERIOD. 😎

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Because they are "PRACTICING" their medicine on patients.. they are putting into work all they have learned.. and now they are testing it on their clients.. 😎

Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

incorrect. Why is it that some people's births are made into holidays. 🥱

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Because theres some special type of lubricant on the bottle which prevents the glue from sticking. 🤔

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Not enough testosterone. 🤣

Why are you IN a movie but ON TV

Answered this. 🤔

. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

Bechara ko hockey nahi pasand iss liye! 🤣

. Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

I refuse to answer this Wahiyaadh question. 🤣

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

because thats cheating.

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

You asked this already.

Why is a boxing ring square?

To safely secure the parallel ropes on it. 🤓 its geometry my friend. 🤣

Why is clear considered a color?

Ill go ask Mr. Rainbow. JK.. because it has something to do with light reflection.

What happened when the first wheel was made?

It was created into cheesseee ☺️ 🤣

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Who said its terrific?

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?

Yes.. if the fan club sits in bleachers and do the wave. 😎

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

because people need to park the cars that they used to GET to the bar. 🤣 And after that.. its up to the person who drinks how to get home.. Designated driver for example can bring home the drunkards without the drunkards driving. 😃

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Now you wanna choke a poor smurf. 😭 whats wrong with you yaar! 😒

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

Yes. You just didnt get caught. 😕

If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Why?

Answered this.

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

Bechaari girls scouts. 🥱

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Answered this.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

🤣 The psych major in me wonders this as well! 🤣

If u had a time machine what would u use it to do?

Go back in time and make it so pooja didnt put me as MOTW.. so that i didnt have to answer such RIDICULOUS questions. 😊

JUST KIDDING. 🤣 Id go back to the 1920's.. damn awesome era of american history! 😳

Can u cry under water?

I answered this.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

I answered this.

Can you say the letter P without separating your lips?

No.

Why did you just try to say the letter P without separating ur lips?

I didnt. 😆 i know the sound a P makes.. 😆 and i know you need your lips together to say it. 😆

got these crazy questions from google as well as another forum😛

Rosh loved ur answers🤣 i realizes some Qs were repeated...sorry abt that. I shud have given u more though...but ur time is up😒😆

^ LOL thank you!!!! Nah its okay about repeats.. 😆 i enjoyed answering!