Joke: Chacha Bhatija - Bihari ’SHOLEY’

Ee bhaiya ... u ka he na ...hum ko ee jokewa bahut hi mast laga bhai....to hum sochhe bhaiya hum, aap logan ke saath share kare....Agar aap Bihari hain, to 😛, bhaiya, maphi de deo ...hamri sar phodne ka planning nahi karna😛...(This is just for fun😊)

to bhaiya hum suru karte hai ....ek bahut hi chaka chak joke hai😆

Chacha Bhatija - Bihari 'SHOLEY'
Ek baar ek jhonpur ke chacha aur oka bhatija solay filmwa dekhan ko gaye hey.un dono ne hi pehli baar apne jiwan mein salima(cinema) dekha to bhaiya hum, aap logan ka oka aankho dekha haal suna rahe hain.

Ka hota hai ki jaise hi filmwa suru hota hai aur pehla hi scene ma jab ghode daude chale aa rahe hoten hain to chcha bhatija se - arey o bhatija pair upar kar le re bhatija - kahe chcha ka ho gawa.

Chacha - ka dekhta nahi hai ka re burbak ghodwa dauda chala aa raha hai. Bhatija - ka chcha tum to ek dum hi moorakh ho ee to salima hai. Chcha - arey o burbak to ka pata salima hai humka pata salima hai ee sala ghudwa ko ka pata salima hai sala abhi nikal kar bahar aa gawa to ka hue hai jaanat nahi ho ka😆.
To bhaiya jaise taise kar ke oo dono poori filmwa dekh kar jab baahar aate hain aur doosre logon ki tarah hi ek doosre ko film ka story sunate hain apne andaaz mein
bhatija - chcha bahut chaukas filam hai maza aagawa re to ka kaisi lagi filam chcha humka to bahut achchi lagi.
Chacha - haan bhai filmwa to bahut chaukas hai.
Phir woh dono apne kisi dost ko us film ka story sunatey hain. Aakhiri scene ki. Apne hi andaaz mein.

Haan to bhai ka hota hai jab gabbar ke aadmi beeru ko baaandh liye yeh mota mota rassi se aur gabbar basanti ko nachne ke liye kehta hai. To beeru kehta hai ki nahi basanti to in kuttan ke aage nahi na nachana to humra joru hai re, to humra ghar ka izzat hai re. To bhaiya sambha lagata hai nisaana beeru ki khupadiya ka aur basanti ko khoob nachaya gabbar ne. Phir ka hota hai ki saala lambuwa(amitabh) aa jata hai aur dhaad(firing) dhaadh(firing) kar beeru ko aur basanti ko chuda leta hai aur beeru se kehta hai ki beeru to bhauji ko lekar bhaag hum inhya hi rukega. Beeru bola nahi hum inhya rukega to bhaag ja apni bhauji ko lekar. Oka baad bhaiya gabbar ka aadmi bahut ghasiya ghasiya kar maar dala lambuwa ko. Bechara bahut achcha aadmi hot raha. Par sala seetee baja kar thakur ki widhwa ko patai liya sala bahut mast aadmi hota raha😆. Phir bhaiya ka hota hai ki beeru gabbar ka pakad leta hai aur oka tentoa dabane lagta hai itne mein hi thakur aa jata hain wahan par aur beeru ko kehta hai ki beeru chod de eka ee humra sikaar hai. Tohra dost humse badaa kiya tha ki gabbar humka jinda milega. Oka baad beeru gabbar ka chod deta hai. Gabbar bahut khus ho jata hai ki ee sasura haath kata thakur humraa ka bigaad lega. Par oo to sasura thkur bhi bahut hi chalaak nikla oo to sasura jutiya(shoes) ke neeche kiliya(nails)lagai ke aat raha aur oo gabbar ka bahut mara bhaiya bahut mara.