ask in obvious situation..
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1. At movies:
" hey! What r u doing here.. ??
.
Ans:" tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ?? Mai yaha
ticket black karne aata hu..
.
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2. In bus:
" A fat lady steps onmy feet:
"arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
.
Ans:" Nai aunty bahot maja aaya ek
baar fir se karo na..
.
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3. When i got woken up at midnight by a
call:" sorry yaar!
So raha tha kya.. ??
.
Ans:" Nai yaar! Mai to Bas letkar marne
ki practise kar raha tha..
.
4. when they see me with shorter hair:
"yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ??
.
Ans " Pata nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya
tha...subah uth kar dekha
to andar chale gaye!!
.
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5. When some 1 call me on my landline
n asks "where r u.. ??
.
Ans " yaar mai market mai hu, phone b
gale me latka kar le aaya hu.." =) :P