Dearest Tanveer,
I know you will be leaving us soon to join the circus ... oops! sorry I mean to be with your real family, -- The Clown called Imran and the Bearded Lady named Haseena Bi. You were born to be with them Cat Woman because you make their life complete. Sigh!!
You so deserve to be the 'Bahu" of Haseena Bi. It was a 'Match made in Heaven'. Nikhat can never be deserving enough to be the D-I-L of that house. She needs to step down gracefully (because that is what she is compared to you - "graceful") and hand over the reins (of that donkey called Imran) to you. š
Dilshaad does not deserve someone like you. You are so coldblooded and heartless and she would never appreciate those fine qualities in a girl like you. Those accomplishments and qualities are much more appreciated by a woman with a large ---- heart (what did you think I meant) like Haseena Bi.She now, on the other hand is so much more in tune with your low-life and devious schemes that you both will have a field day with each other especially on dull days. You can be the one to bring the skip in her step (with a flick of the wrist) and add joy to her heart with the many different eye lenses to match your outfits' š
Don't worry about Asad. With friends like you he sure doesn't need enemies. He will bite the bullet and marry Zoya who will pale in comparison to the 'merry dance' you have led him in for the past few days. It sure will be dull and peaceful without your lies and deceit at the Khan house but we cannot hold you back from your destiny. So, here's wishing you all that you deserve from life. š”
Auf Wiedersehen and all that sort of thing ...š¤