Jab se KAA shuru hua hai, aur Shiv aur Gauri ki shaadhi hui hai.... Gauri ki bolti bandh hi rahi hai... aur agar uske mooh se shabd niklate bhi hai to khatam hone se pehle, tok deta hai Shiv Kapoor...
Sochiye , agar aisa na hota tho? Aur agar yun hota tho kya hota...
Jab se viewers ko Ipshita ke angle ke baare mein pata chala hai, Shiv ke chehre pe dar , na hote hue bhi hame nazar aa jaata hai... imagination ka kaaamal hai ji! Par chaliye... sach bhi tho hai.... ki Shiv kapoor , aaj kal sabse zyaada Gauri se darte hai.. kahin use iske baare mein pata na chale , warna , wo toot jayegi... bechaari....
Par haamari Gauri ki manosthithi ki kuch aur hi kahaani hai.... Shiv jabse usse acche se pesh aane lage hai, haamari Gauri rani ne tho , wo dekh liya Shiv ki aankhon mein, jo khud SHiv nahin jaante... kehne ki zaroorat thodi na hai...chalo bol hi deti hoon..."dhai akshar prem ke..."
Bade buzurg keh gaye hai .... ki pyaar himmat deta hai tho kabhi kamzor bana deta hai.. aur wahi ho raha hai... ek taraf Gauri ko Shiv ke is anjaane pyaar se himmat mil rahi hai Shiv sehi nazarein pherne ki gusse mein, tho Shiv kamzor banraha hai , dar ke maare...aur pareshaan hota jab wo khaana nahin khaati hai...
Iska ek nazara tho dekh liya tha humne , pichle Guruvar ko....
Ab sochiye aage agar yun hota tho kaisa hota....?
Office se thaka haara Shiv, ( office aaj kal jaata bhi hai kya... poora din tho ghar mein dikhaayi deta hai... haan ji, fursat mile tab na, kabhi Ma, kabhi premika, tho kabhi biwi !! ), apne room mein aata hai... aur ko na dekhne par...
"Gauri...."... uski nazrein , Gauri ko dhoondti...
"Shaayad... neeche hogi...."... aur ghadi ki taraf dekhke , sochta hai..."aaj der ho gayi... aaj tho..."... jab..peehce se....
"Aaj aap phir late ho gaye...."..
"Wo main...."
"Aap ko pata tha , ki aapko us party mein jaana hai... aap hi ke liye tha ...Sab pooch rahe hai...."... thodi chidchidi awaaz mein...
"Lekin main...."
"Ek phone tho kardete...aap.."...
"Magar main..."
"Na phone karte hai, na khud phone uthaate hai.."
"Mujhe tho.."
"Kaise sunai padega...? vibration mode mein jo rehta hai..."..
"Par main...."
"Accha , aap tayyar hoyiye... main chai laati hoon aapke liye.... "...
Hairaan, aur thoda sa muskuraata, soch mein pad jaata hai..haathon mein red tie ke saath khelte hue...jab..."CHaliye... jaldi kijiye ...please...sab wait kar rahe hai... is baar mere paas bahana bhi nahin hai aapke liye..."...
Jaise hi wo bahaar jaane ko darwaaza khlti hai..
"Gauri... "..
Mudkar dekhti hai... use...
"Main... mujhe ... main kabhi tumse......."..... mushkil se...."pyaaaar.."
Kuch pal , Shiv ko dekhti , aur phir ek ajeeb gusse waali expression se....dekhti.. aur phir...
Tezi se Shiv ki tarag aati hui.... aur cupboard ko bang karte hue... Shiv ki aankhon mein dekhti hai.. aur Shiv phas jaata hai cupboard aur uske beech main....haathon mein tie liye...ek red color ki tie....
"Damn it Shiv... kitni baar keh chuki hoon.... Main aaapse pyaar karti hoon aur rahoongi.. aur ye baat aap jitni jaldi maan le behtar hoga... " gusse waali awaaz mein...
"Baar baar , nahin boloongi damn it... aur please ye roni surat lekar mat rahiye... aapko suit nahin karta....."..
"Aapne jo kehna tha , aap keh chuke , aur maine bhi... please....aage nahin...."...
Gusse mein haath nichodthi..."Uff...".. and aur phir, uske haathon se tie nikaal kar... cupboard mein waapas rakkhar... ek cream color ki tie nikaal kar uske haath mein thamaa deti hai....aur chali jaati hain....
Shiv bechaara tie to dekhte reh jaata hai... aur paseene chootne lagte hai....jab...
"Ab jaayiye bhi...."...
"Ha.. haan... haan..."...
Jab wo darwaaza band kar, chali jaati hai....
Aur shiv sochta hai...
"Gawwd, I didnt know ki main isko itna aise daraaata tha...Uff...scary man...kya daanti hai...."
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Sochiye ki agar aise hota ki Shiv ki bolti hoti bandh... aur inki nok jhonk hoti aise hi ... cool aur fun!! 😉
-Sareeta