Carol hosting show - Funny Story.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Carol being called to host a cooking show, only for audience who understand hindi and little common English words…

Carol hosting show Kana Kazana.

Carol : Mastey (she meant namastey), You are Welcome to My show – Kana Kazana…

Audience (mostly ladies) : APPLAUSE 👏👏

Carol: Surkiya, Ajj mey app logggoo ko, wo kya boltey hai Egg ko, aa ahhahhh.... Aendey ka Omlette banana, kaisey bataugi…

Audience : Abbey director, mai-la, yeh kisko pakadh kar laya hai. Angergi Macchi in desi pond… LAUGHTER!!!

Carol: Surkiya, Surkiya. Lets Start then…Peley gas ko jalaiye.

Audience: Jalaiye, Jal – Laiye… Gas jhala nahi aur abhi pani dal key bujhana hai kya…

Carol: nai, nai… light the gas stove, you idiot, sorry sorry . Gas Stove ko calu kijiye.

Audience: Aye Kalu, tere ko bulaya madam ney. One lady is irritated stands and request audience to please cooperate and understand the language problem.

Carol: Thanks Audience, I am obliged, oh sorry in hindi, ah ah …may appp looogooo par baut bari huu. (Wanted to say – she is aa bahari of the audience, NE ways lets continue…)

Carol: Abb app yeh burner par Pan, oh sorry Tava rakeiye. Jab… ah jab Tava… naram hoo jayee … usss par oil daliye…

Audience: The trouble maker guy from audience is very irritated, but controlling… he is continuously staring at the woman who scolded her previous…. Woman got p*sssd on the guy.. said abbey cchilkey (word understanding help! Keley ka Chilka uthar kar khana chaiye), kya dekh raha hai…samney dekh nah.. show udhar… Guy finally looses it.. says auntyji kabhi jindagi mey appney Naram Tavey par omlette banaya kya??? Aur hum logg idhar itna der ruk kar Omelette…😭boo 😭boo (crying) omelttle kaisey bananeka dekhney aayee hai kya???….. Lady says – Chilkey khabhi omlette banaya kya Jindagi mey… Guy – Auntyji jo nukadd par omelette-pav ka thela mera, hi hai

Carol intervines – Baiya ji, OO Dotti (Dhoti) waley baiya ji…agar aisa ai toe..please app idar aa kar show kariye…please director let him do it, it tough for me and as it is am getting late for hindi tutorials..got to go.. bye bye

Thats it for now - hope you enjoyed...This is just for joke... I too like Carolwa.. she is funny at times becuase of hindi...toe toda say FUN...

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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 keep writing jokes 😊
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Posted: 18 years ago
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thanx for the joke.i like the way she speaks hindi
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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 u r funny...

we got so many comedians in this section....gr8 going..

keep entertain us 😛
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Posted: 18 years ago
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😆 😆 😆

Great stuff !!! I also find her Hindi very cute - reminds me of a friend of mine !!
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: sumesh

😆 u r funny...

we got so many comedians in this section....gr8 going..

keep entertain us 😛

😭😭 comedian 😭😭 you mean ppl who can write funny scripts. Right?

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Posted: 18 years ago
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This is soooo funny!!! I could imagine Carol actually standing there and I could hear her saying all those things!
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: yomamma

This is soooo funny!!! I could imagine Carol actually standing there and I could hear her saying all those things!

Right On!👏👏 YO - you are good reader...thats how I thought about it. 😆

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: raj5000

😭😭 comedian 😭😭 you mean ppl who can write funny scripts. Right?



😕I wrote in a good purpose...seems u misunderstood...I mean people who can write or say funny things....Even a rakhi fan I always say rakhi is so funny & can take good comedy roles ver well😃..

comedian is not a bad word I guess...

comedian banna itna aasaan bhi nahin hai....hero banne see mushkkil kaam hai😉😃
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: sumesh



😕I wrote in a good purpose...seems u misunderstood...I mean people who can write or say funny things....Even a rakhi fan I always say rakhi is so funny & can take good comedy roles ver well😃..

comedian is not a bad word I guess...

comedian banna itna aasaan bhi nahin hai....hero banne see mushkkil kaam hai😉😃

Not in that sense dude... Comedian boley toh Mahmood / Johnny, comes to my mind nothing bad about only when I saw myself in mirror after read your post, instead of me saw Johnny uncles face...😆😆

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