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Ohk.. I've just removed a bee from my room and am feeling particularly evil since I was sooo close to killing it!!! 😈 The bee, Tanveer, as I named it was caught in my room last night because of which I couldn't even sleep in my own room! I was buzzing around the light, having all my attention.
Tanveer also buzzes around the light and grabs all of Asad's attention!
However, unlike Asad, I wasn't too crazy to go start patting its back!! Ewww... *shudders in disgust* My first thought was this morning, 'How to get rid of it!' Simple.. trapped it in a shoe box and threw it out. I did want to leave it to suffocate or commit suicide out of sheer annoyance.. but then I thought.. Nahh.. let me be a bit generous.
So this led me think of ways to annoy Tanveer so much, she decides to leave the house herself! 😃
1) Tell her Asad HATES the name 'Jammy'. He's always hated it, but is scared of her eye hence doesn't say anything.
2) Leave a packet of contraceptives, and pills and morning after pills on her bedside table with a label
Plan A - if failed, see plan B. If failed, see plan C. Fool proof plan, see even we know how to have back ups for back ups! 😃
3) Bribe Najma to prance about the house singing 'Billo Rani.. kaho abhi jaan leloon!' whenever she sees Tanveer
4) Whenever you see her, start groping about on the floor saying 'Damn my eye! Always pops out!'
5) When she's out, bring a black male cat in her room and post a note on the door, 'Your husband called in. He's waiting for you inside!'
6) Make sure the cat mentioned above is hidden so she's got to solve riddles to find her said 'husband'.
7) Make Asad give her milk in a bowl for dinner, and no spoon. Can be repeated with raw fish, meat, and any cat food.
8) Whenever she's around, look behind her in a dreamy way and say, 'awwhhh..aren't those two adorable?'
9) Ask Dilshaad to buy a cat basket for her, and then if she doesn't use it, Dilshaad's feeling will be hurt! Now Asad won't like that will he?
10) Trip or push Zoya towards Asad whenever she's around and sniff the air like there's something burning. Then say 'looks like the gas is leaking again'!
That's all I could get now.. Please do add some of your own!! 😉
Tanveer also buzzes around the light and grabs all of Asad's attention!
However, unlike Asad, I wasn't too crazy to go start patting its back!! Ewww... *shudders in disgust* My first thought was this morning, 'How to get rid of it!' Simple.. trapped it in a shoe box and threw it out. I did want to leave it to suffocate or commit suicide out of sheer annoyance.. but then I thought.. Nahh.. let me be a bit generous.
So this led me think of ways to annoy Tanveer so much, she decides to leave the house herself! 😃
1) Tell her Asad HATES the name 'Jammy'. He's always hated it, but is scared of her eye hence doesn't say anything.
2) Leave a packet of contraceptives, and pills and morning after pills on her bedside table with a label
Plan A - if failed, see plan B. If failed, see plan C. Fool proof plan, see even we know how to have back ups for back ups! 😃
3) Bribe Najma to prance about the house singing 'Billo Rani.. kaho abhi jaan leloon!' whenever she sees Tanveer
4) Whenever you see her, start groping about on the floor saying 'Damn my eye! Always pops out!'
5) When she's out, bring a black male cat in her room and post a note on the door, 'Your husband called in. He's waiting for you inside!'
6) Make sure the cat mentioned above is hidden so she's got to solve riddles to find her said 'husband'.
7) Make Asad give her milk in a bowl for dinner, and no spoon. Can be repeated with raw fish, meat, and any cat food.
8) Whenever she's around, look behind her in a dreamy way and say, 'awwhhh..aren't those two adorable?'
9) Ask Dilshaad to buy a cat basket for her, and then if she doesn't use it, Dilshaad's feeling will be hurt! Now Asad won't like that will he?
10) Trip or push Zoya towards Asad whenever she's around and sniff the air like there's something burning. Then say 'looks like the gas is leaking again'!
That's all I could get now.. Please do add some of your own!! 😉
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