Aaj Kuch Doyal karte hai !

Ji haan !
In the fierce competition to the chilling thrills and slogans of Mountain Dew ... We have MCI putting out "aaj kuch doyal karte hai" 😎

Well Doyal is replaceable by navneet or like you saw last night even sachin ! Pardon tht ! You see because MD ka cheetah to extinct hai but our species are in multiple forms ! 😛

So ...
Lets make Yasmin the Phattoos a komolika clone ... And make her a vamp by making her show how she has two thoughts. 😈
Yeah ! Wth does it matter that her thoughts weren't two faced ? Why does it matter that she didn't know she will have two dishes To make hence she said that its easier to cook without a partner who doesn't listen ... And lo behold 😲
The sadistic vamp is true in predicting that the main lead is infact a cook with dead brain cells who couldn't see the vamp's mind and didnt help her in the first qualifier task ! 🤢
Poor sati lead ... She thought to sacrifice her first task being the great human she is to help the other two teams feel the bliss of winning ! 🥱

How how how painful this is ! 😭 🤢

Phew moving to sachin !

There comes the vamp called elimination who shakes him with her filthy rebuke !

"Yaad aaya !? 😡 woh ghinona din jab tumne apni patni dal tulsi ko dhoka diya ? Mujhse Nata jod liya 😳 dikhaye sapne Suhane that u will stay with me ! But now ! Back to your dal tulsi ! Aisa kya tha uss dal main Jo tumne mujh elimination ko chod diya ? " *pulls collar and shakes the sweat of his body* leaving a panting Anadi saiyyan! 🤢

I literally did this to mom laughing and she fell down on the carpet 🤣
Not due to my amar affair story but due to my weight ! 😭

How's tht ? Should I apply for Balaji ? Please ? Anyone can recommend me ? 😭