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Hi people!
Jalandhar has been felicitated with several different titles in DKDM, and as he has declared himself an alternative to Mahadev and a challenger to the title of Devon De Dev (in a promo at least), I thought I'd list as many titles for Jalandhar as I could think of (many of them based on the title "Devon Ke Dev" - he is a devansh, after all!). Some of them have been used in DKDM and some of them are made up by me in reference to Jalandhar's character in DKDM. This post is meant to be in good fun so I sincerely hope no one is offended!
So here it goes!
1) Mahadev Krodhansh Jalandhar
2) Mahadev Tejansh Jalandhar
3) Mahadev Leelansh Jalandhar
4) Paramveer Mahayodha Jalandhar
5) Samudra Putra Jalandhar
6) Matsyakanya Putra Jalandhar
7) Samudra Poojya Jalandhar
(Devi Lakshmi called him this when they met)
8) Devi Lakshmi ka Anuj Jalandhar
(anuj = younger brother)
9) Lord Vishnu ka Saala Jalandhar
(saala = brother-in-law = wife's brother)
10) Kartikeya, Ashoksundari aur Ganesh ke aayu mein sabse chota par aakaar mein sabse badha bhai, Jalandhar
(Kartikeya, Ashoksundari and Ganesh's youngest but biggest [in size] brother! He is an ansh of Mahadev so I guess that makes him their brother.)
11) Shukracharya Ka Shishya Jalandhar
12) Cupid Acharya Ka Shishya Jalandhar
(Credit to Sucheta [Kaatayani] for Shukracharya's nickname "Cupid Acharya", given to him because of his efforts to get Jalandhar and Vrinda married. I first saw her use it in one of Mohit's ATs.)
13) Asur Raj Jalandhar
14) Trilokadhipati Jalandhar
15) Vrinda Pati Jalandhar
16) Asurshresht Kalnemi ka Damad Jalandhar
17) The Original Angry Young Man... Jalandhar
(credit to the writer(s) of DKDM - this was the idea they were apparently wanting to portray with Jalandhar's character in DKDM.)
18) The Original Surfer Dude... Jalandhar
(I came up with this because of the way he surfed the horse-shaped waves when he came out of the sea in his entry sequences and promos - both as a child and as an adult.)
19) Tedha Gardan Ka Dev... Jalandhar
20) Neeli Aakho Ka Dev... Jalandhar
21) Blue-streaked Hair Ka Dev... Jalandhar
22) Tattoos Ka Dev... Jalandhar
23) 8-pack Ka Dev... Jalandhar
24) Self-healing Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(That is one awesome and useful super-power - I wish I had it!)
25) Flexible Waist Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(For flexibility displayed when he saved Vrinda on the battlefield.)
26) Blue, White and Silver Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(I like his colour-scheme! I know he shares blue-silver with Samudradev [who we don't see much], and Chandradev but he hasn't been seen for some time so at the moment blue-white-silver is pretty much exclusively Jalandhar's.)
27) Silver Jewellery Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(As far as I can remember, the only other characters who predominantly wear silver jewellery are Samudradev and Chandradev.)
28) Shells Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(I like how his belt and jewellery feature shells.)
29) Sailboat-jaisa Tikka Ke Dev... Jalandhar
(Is that a symbol for something, or is it meant to resemble a boat to maintain the sea connection?)
30) Sabse Unique Style Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(I know they have tried to have every character/group of characters have their own distinct costume style, but surely Jalandhar's tattoos and white-cloth-over-dhoti style takes the cake!)
31) Indian Mythological Shows Ke Sabse Unique Crown aur Throne Ke Swami... Jalandhar
("Game of Thrones" has a lot to answer for! 😆)
32) Evil Smile Ka Dev... Jalandhar 😈
33) Psychotic Expressions Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(Mohit's good at #32 and #33, don't you think? 👏)
34) Indra's (most recent) Worst Nightmare... Jalandhar 😲
35) Indra's Special Chiropractor... Jalandhar
(Because he grabs Indra's throat at every available opportunity! Who said Vrinda is the only doctor in the family? 😆)
36) Killer Dialogues Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(He has had some zingers recently! Some of my favourite's are when he recently told Indra "Yadi dubara mere samksh aaye to tum kahi bhi jaane yogya nahi rahoge!" and when he told Kuber "Chinta na karo, tumhe yudh mein sammilit karke main moorkhta ka pramaand nahi doonga!" Ouch! Kudos to the dialogue writer(s). 👏)
37) Doosre Ke Rahasya Ko Pata Karne aur Apne Rahasya Ko Gupt Rakhne Ke Dev... Jalandhar
(He who finds out the secrets of others and keeps his own secrets hidden. I like that he worked out a way to try and find out about Parvati even though Shukracharya wouldn't tell him. And I really want to know what his secret weapon is, and what deal he struck with Yamraj!)
38) Apne Kaam Nikaalne Ka Sahi Tareeka Pehechchanne Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(He who recognises the correct/appropriate way to get his work done. For his ability to work out how to get what he wants from people ⭐️ - such as the way he got the asurs all working together using a pot on a roof, the way he threatened Sarpmani and Kuber, and the way he sweet-talked and personally served food to Yamraj.)
39) Athiti Seva Ke Dev... Jalandhar
(For his personal service to Yamraj, who looked quite pleased!)
40) Agni aur Jal Ke Shakti Ka Anokha Mel... Jalandhar
(A unique combination of the powers of fire and water)
41) Mahadev Ka Sabse Badha Shatru... Jalandhar
(As proclaimed in DKDM promos)
42) (Self-proclaimed) Mahadev Ka Vikalp... Jalandhar
43) (Self-proclaimed) Challenger to the Title of Devon Ke Dev... Jalandhar
44) Kuch Deviyon Ke Dev... Jalandhar 😃
(Because there are some girls who love him!)
45) Dead Man Walking... Jalandhar 😲
(Because we all know where this is heading!)
46) Arti (A-A-S) Ke Jaise Baalo Ka Dev... Jalandhar 🤣
(Seriously, he has the same hairstyle as me but I had it long before Jalandhar appeared in DKDM!)
47) Mahadev Ka Pakka Virodhi... Jalandhar
48) Asurakshaa Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(Asuraksha = insecurity)
49) Adheerthaa Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(Adheerthaa = impatience)
50) Bechaini Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(Bechaini = restlessness)
(Surya_krsnbhakt, I hope you like #49 and #50 - I think they cover your suggestions/descriptions.)
51) (Possibly) Universe Ka Sabse Handome Asur Raj Ever... Jalandhar 😉 ❓
(I say "possibly" only because I have not personally seen all the Asur Raj's that ever existed, in reality or as characters portrayed in shows/movies etc! 😆 All credit to Mohit Raina!!! 😃)
52) Swayam Nightmare Dekhne Wala aur Devtao Ko Nightmare Dikhaane Wala... Jalandhar 😛
53) The Original Accountant... Jalandhar
(This is in reference to the scene shortly after his coronation as Asur Raj in which Jalandhar was going through the Asurs' accounts! That was awesome! And I've read that Mohit was considering becoming an accountant before he became an actor/model, so seeing a character played by him get to go through accounts in DKDM, of all places, was great! 😃 I couldn't stop laughing at that scene - I want to know if that was an in-joke put there on purpose or if it was just a coincidence! ❓)
54) Super Hot aur Super Cool Ka Dev... Jalandhar 😎
(A sister-title to #40; credit to Panchaali for the suggestion.)
55) Ultimate Good Looks Ka Dev... Jalandhar
(A sister-title to #51; credit to --QueenBitch-- for the suggestion.)
56) The Ultimate Tragedy King of DKDM... Jalandhar 😭
(A sister-title to #45 - that's certainly what the CVs seem to be trying to show him as! Credit to --QueenBitch-- for the suggestion.)
and that's why I call him
57) Titles Ke Dev... Jalandhar! ⭐️
So what do you think? Which ones do you like the most?
Please let me know if you have any more and I'll add them to the list.
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EDIT, 16/5/13: I have added some more (#47 to #56) - some I made up and some from your suggestions. I will keep adding more as Jalandhar continues on the path towards his impending doom!
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EDIT, 11/6/13: I know I said I was going to keep adding more titles as the track progressed but I didn't end up having time to do that. I finally managed to get time to do that within the past week, so I have posted my final, updated list of titles on page 6 (with a LOT more titles!) for the sake of completeness now that the track is over: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/85219845
Thanks to those of you who liked this post and gave me positive comments. Even if you didn't necessarily like DKDM's Jalandhar track or character, I'm glad that you guys appreciated my weird sense of humour! 🤗 ⭐️ 😆
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