SARDAR: When i sleep MONKEYS play football in my DREAMS.
DOCTOR: No Prob just take this medicine before sleep.
SARDAR: Kal se looonga aaj raat to final hai.
PATHAN Watching STAR PLUS, Beech main advertise aaya, "APP DEKH RAHE HAIN STAR PLUS". Pathan bola in TV walon ko kaise pata chala main Star Plus dekh raha hun?
Loll...The second one is best😆