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Funny Quotes About Marriage
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-Woody Allen.
-Woody Allen.
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield.
-Rodney Dangerfield.
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
-Duane Dewel.
remembering the same thing."
-Duane Dewel.
"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
-Helen Rowland
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
-Helen Rowland
"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe."
-Jackie Mason
The rest cheat in Europe."
-Jackie Mason
"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house."
-Lewis Grizzard.
and give her a house."
-Lewis Grizzard.
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to
whom it may concern."
-Mickey Rooney.
whom it may concern."
-Mickey Rooney.
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield.
-Rodney Dangerfield.
"The difference between divorce and legal separation
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
-Johnny Carson
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
-Johnny Carson
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