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Radha Calls a Psychiatric Clinic (fun post)
Radha knew she was getting suicidal so she decided to consult a psychiatrist. However, she did not know any! Then she remembered that Ishita's father the MLA had informed her that Ishita suffered from antisocial personality disorder and would need to get medications from her psychiatrist whose card he had handed her for safe keeping.
Radha searched her meager belonging and finally found the card and pulled it out. She looked up the clinic number and placed a call.
An electronic voice answered:
Welcome to the the Friendly Psychiatrist Clinic:
If you have OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder) please press #1 as many times as you like
If you are a compulsive gambler please press any number between 1-9 until you win an operator
If you have multiple personality disorder please press #2, #3, #4, #5 and #6
If you hallucinate just listen within to that little voice which will tell you the number you need to press
If you are depressed, you are right no matter what number you press no one will help you in any way
If you are suicidal, paranoid or delusional not to worry, stay on the line and we will trace the call
Radha:
(Joke adapted from unknown source)
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