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As many of the regulars know, Mary (moi) was left speechless/dead 🤢 by the episode and had to take some time before her masochistic heart got over the thrill of the episode. Fights, heartbreak and rebreak! A good, heartbreaking fight makes Mary giddy.
It needed to be watched three more times before this kitten review could be written. Now you will be treated to all manner of nonsense thoughts inside Mary's little head...Good luck to you. As you chose to read it, you have only yourself to blame. 😆
Saras: I am but an abandoned kitten. Somebody love me! I will go along with whoever puts their haq on me. You can drag me this way and that by taking my paw like VC, Kumari and MasiMa do. Mayi, love me, I am tired. You saved this soaking wet kitten twice, you must get me. A child in pain in an adult's body.
Dukhba: No, shoo. And forget that I gave you the glass of milk and gur just a few minutes ago. I don't even want to look at you. You will melt my motherly heart with those gooey eyes.
Kumud: Hey, who's playing with my kitten? He's only mine to torture and pamper (when he's not watching).
Saras: Nobody loves me! I am so helpless and adorable, but still nobody trusts me or expects me to fulfill my responsibilities in a relationship. Everyone just makes demands and accusations, nobody thinks about what I want or what I am really like. The weight of the world is on my shoulders (symbol - haal), yet nobody sees me fighting against it to win. Oh, there comes my girl, my tormentor to tell me that I am weak and selfish. As if I have anybody to be selfish with!
Kumud: You still crying over the same issue? Angry with me? Get over your past. Live for once and don't hurt yourself, you are actually hurting me. Can't you hear it in my voice?
Saras: I have a freaking haal on my shoulder, girl! I am not weak. Go away. Don't you see that I am suffering? Look at how red I am from sunburn, you can't even feel for me now!?
Kumud: I will nag you like a wife until you respond. I will.
Saras: Okay then! Two can play at this game.
They proceed to taunting each other and driving the dagger further into each other's heart with each one liner - one uping each other on who can inflict more pain.
Kumud: Get over yourself.
Saras: I will choose to humiliate you and say I was right to reject because you are so egoistic.
Kumud: You are abandoned. Why don't you open up and let me love you? Why do you selfishly keep to yourself. Share yourself, with me more than anyone!
Saras: You are mean and arrogant! I only came to say sorry in person, not accept you, but you wouldn't even see me. P.S. My lashes are longer than your fake ones. I really am THAT pretty (huffs).
Kumud: And here I had a little hope, secretly, that you will change your mind. How can he tear away at my feelings so much? If only he knew how stupidly I fell in love. No guy puts me in tears!
Saras: I am not done! Here are some more insults cause I am just angry at you for being mean to me all these days and this stream incident is my excuse to hit back cause now I am in the right. Before I wasn't because of my blunder letter. But I still miss my mommy.
And they leave the perfectly fertilized paddy of love, refusing to let anything grow there. Oops, Saras just aggravated it and treated it to further improve its likelihood of bearing love.
Kumud: Fine, I will pack his bags and kick him out. Damn, he can fight! When did anyone stand up to me like that? He's such a challenge. Too bad he's such an arrogant fool who he doesn't care for me. He even had to complain when I was fanning him sweetly! Sleeps like a baby though, really cute, isn't he? Wait no, what are you thinking Kumud? The guy doesn't even think well of you and that HURTS. You need to get more prickly to show that you are not affected.
Saras: I lost my way there for a little bit. I did come to apologize but then got so distracted by that pixie. What a spirited, beautiful thing. Such moments between us! Yet, even she doesn't really love me. She was just prideful. And I am a sad wee kitten.
Kitten analogy over. Ze blooperz that didn't bug me today:
Saras' missing chot on arm
Kumud's UN-muddly skirt after coming back from love paddy
Kumud bringing over same blazer twice from almira
Continuity issues with mud on Kumud at love paddy
CVs, what are you doing? Guess who would not make those mistakes? SLB! You are using his name. His script shines but if you don't execute it well, it will look limp in the best of scenes. Lucky for you, we were too moved by the scenes today.
OK, that was it folks. If you made it this far, congrats! How did you like Mary's cobweb?
A personal bit on Mary. Me likes kittens and lashes.
It needed to be watched three more times before this kitten review could be written. Now you will be treated to all manner of nonsense thoughts inside Mary's little head...Good luck to you. As you chose to read it, you have only yourself to blame. 😆
Saras: I am but an abandoned kitten. Somebody love me! I will go along with whoever puts their haq on me. You can drag me this way and that by taking my paw like VC, Kumari and MasiMa do. Mayi, love me, I am tired. You saved this soaking wet kitten twice, you must get me. A child in pain in an adult's body.
Dukhba: No, shoo. And forget that I gave you the glass of milk and gur just a few minutes ago. I don't even want to look at you. You will melt my motherly heart with those gooey eyes.
Kumud: Hey, who's playing with my kitten? He's only mine to torture and pamper (when he's not watching).
Saras: Nobody loves me! I am so helpless and adorable, but still nobody trusts me or expects me to fulfill my responsibilities in a relationship. Everyone just makes demands and accusations, nobody thinks about what I want or what I am really like. The weight of the world is on my shoulders (symbol - haal), yet nobody sees me fighting against it to win. Oh, there comes my girl, my tormentor to tell me that I am weak and selfish. As if I have anybody to be selfish with!
Kumud: You still crying over the same issue? Angry with me? Get over your past. Live for once and don't hurt yourself, you are actually hurting me. Can't you hear it in my voice?
Saras: I have a freaking haal on my shoulder, girl! I am not weak. Go away. Don't you see that I am suffering? Look at how red I am from sunburn, you can't even feel for me now!?
Kumud: I will nag you like a wife until you respond. I will.
Saras: Okay then! Two can play at this game.
They proceed to taunting each other and driving the dagger further into each other's heart with each one liner - one uping each other on who can inflict more pain.
Kumud: Get over yourself.
Saras: I will choose to humiliate you and say I was right to reject because you are so egoistic.
Kumud: You are abandoned. Why don't you open up and let me love you? Why do you selfishly keep to yourself. Share yourself, with me more than anyone!
Saras: You are mean and arrogant! I only came to say sorry in person, not accept you, but you wouldn't even see me. P.S. My lashes are longer than your fake ones. I really am THAT pretty (huffs).
Kumud: And here I had a little hope, secretly, that you will change your mind. How can he tear away at my feelings so much? If only he knew how stupidly I fell in love. No guy puts me in tears!
Saras: I am not done! Here are some more insults cause I am just angry at you for being mean to me all these days and this stream incident is my excuse to hit back cause now I am in the right. Before I wasn't because of my blunder letter. But I still miss my mommy.
And they leave the perfectly fertilized paddy of love, refusing to let anything grow there. Oops, Saras just aggravated it and treated it to further improve its likelihood of bearing love.
Kumud: Fine, I will pack his bags and kick him out. Damn, he can fight! When did anyone stand up to me like that? He's such a challenge. Too bad he's such an arrogant fool who he doesn't care for me. He even had to complain when I was fanning him sweetly! Sleeps like a baby though, really cute, isn't he? Wait no, what are you thinking Kumud? The guy doesn't even think well of you and that HURTS. You need to get more prickly to show that you are not affected.
Saras: I lost my way there for a little bit. I did come to apologize but then got so distracted by that pixie. What a spirited, beautiful thing. Such moments between us! Yet, even she doesn't really love me. She was just prideful. And I am a sad wee kitten.
Kitten analogy over. Ze blooperz that didn't bug me today:
Saras' missing chot on arm
Kumud's UN-muddly skirt after coming back from love paddy
Kumud bringing over same blazer twice from almira
Continuity issues with mud on Kumud at love paddy
CVs, what are you doing? Guess who would not make those mistakes? SLB! You are using his name. His script shines but if you don't execute it well, it will look limp in the best of scenes. Lucky for you, we were too moved by the scenes today.
OK, that was it folks. If you made it this far, congrats! How did you like Mary's cobweb?
A personal bit on Mary. Me likes kittens and lashes.
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