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Ranbir Kapoor (born 28 September 1982) be a Indian hustla whoz ass appears up in Bollywood films. Born ta hustlas Rishi Kapoor n' Neetu Singh, Kapoor f**kin started his game by assistin director Sanjay Leela Bhansali, n' later made his thugged-out actin debut wit tha directorz 2007 film Saawariya fo' which da thug won tha Filmfare Award fo' Best Male Debut. Kapoor later earned critical praise fo' his thugged-out lil' performances up in Wake Up Sid, Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani, n' Rocket Singh: Salesman of tha Year up in 2009. These performances earned his ass tha Filmfare Critics Award fo' Best Playa, n' da thug was later recognized fo' his bangin role as a aspirin sucka up in tha polistical thriller Raajneeti (2010). In 2012, Kapoor received his wild lil' first Filmfare Award fo' Best Playa fo' his thugged-out lil' performizzle up in tha Imtiaz Ali-pimped up drama Rockstar, n' his second award fo' his thugged-out lil' portrayal of a thugged-out deaf-mute playa up in Barfi! (2012) fo' realz. Accordin ta Rediff, Kapoor has established his dirty ass as one of tha leadin contemporary hustlaz of Hindi cinema.

Vidya Balan (pronounced [??d?ja? ba?l?n]; born 1 January 1978) be a Indian film playette whoz ass appears up in Hindi, Bengali, n' Malayalam language films fo' realz. At age sixteen, Balan landed her first actin role, up in tha sitcom Hum Paanch (1995) fo' realz. After makin nuff muthaf**kin unsuccessful attempts ta start a cold-ass lil game up in film, she acted up in televizzle commercials n' noize vizzles. In 2003, she made her feature film debut wit tha independent Bengali drama Bhalo Theko.

In 2005 Balan garnered praise fo' her first Hindi film, Parineeta, n' followed it wit a leadin role up in tha blockbuster Lage Raho Munna Bhai (2006) yo. Her subsequent portrayal of glamorous charactas up in tha films Heyy Babyy (2007) n' Kismat Konnection (2008) kicked it wit wit wack comments from film muthaf**kas. Da year 2009, however, marked tha beginnin of da most thugged-out successful period up in Balanz game as she portrayed five consecutizzle rolez ta wide critical props up in Paa (2009), Ishqiya (2010), No One Capped Jessica (2011), Da Dirty Picture (2011), n' Kahaani (2012). These rolez have earned her tha tag of a "female hero" n' established her as a leadin contemporary playette of Hindi cinema.

Balan has received one Nationizzle Film Award, five Filmfare Awards n' five Screen Awards. Right back up in yo muthaf**kin ass. Biatch initially drew jive-ass shizzle fo' her fluctuatin weight n' skanky dress sense yo, but was later credited up in tha media fo' retainin her individualitizzle n' breakin stereotypez of a Hindi film heroine. Balan be a hood activist n' supports tha empowerment of dem hoes. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In December 2012, she hooked up film balla Siddharth Roy Kapur.