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ONE FINE DAY
maan : are you out of your mind.i m not going to do this
not even in your dreams. so please stop day dreaming yash . or you are going to pay big.
yash : let it be maan, and apna yeh maan singh khurana ka attitude kisi aur ko dikh jaa kar . mujhe nahi ,as main to tujhe kafi kuch ke bager dekh rakha hai
maan : stop it yash,
yash : yahi to mein kah raha hu
stop being girl ,and show me your true color of maan singh khurana who never back out.
maan : me and girly type
you better get ready yash to pay high as this time you fix me. and tell who's character i have to play for a day.
yash : nothing much ,it's just like
you have to one sabji waala and that too typical one for whole day. so lets move.its time to start the play.
maan :ok tell me,which mall
yash : mall what mall
mannu beta hum sabji bachne jaa rahe hai,tere three pice suit ki shopping karne nahi
(dear ,we are going for vegetable sell not for your the shopping of your three piece suit)
is liye chup chap beth ja till we reach.
and where is your dress ,don't tell me you havn;t think about that. lets leave that ,i have brought on for you . wear this soon
aftr like ages for maan ,they reached their destination ,local sabji market in delhi. the place is full of vegetable and people specially woman and that to elder one's. all are busy in shouting ,arguing even some are fighting on one rupee discount. after seeing scene in front of himself maan feel like running and first time in life ready to loose without fight
yash : don't even think about quit without play .i you , than see the news paper with your new avtaar.
as i click on now.
maan : just wait ffor tonight
just than an older lady come with her belonings and start placing them just nxt to maan stall
maan: xcuseme ,madam
o.lady ; madam kis k bolta hai,tere ko mein madam dikhti hai, main hu kala tai samjha tu
maan : ji samjh gaya
kya aap aaj bathing karna bhul gayi hai
(did you forget to bath)
o.l : jhalkat malliya ,sharam nahi aati tere ko. maa samaan aaurat ppar line maar raha hai
(you shamless , how could tease a lady of your mother age)
maan: aisi koi baat nahi hai tai
maine bas isliye pooch liya kyoki kafi smell aa rahi thi .
tai ; arr woh to is bag mine se aa rahi hai
taaji machi hai isme
(ok,and the smell is coming from this bag which contain frsh fish)
chal ab mujhe kaam karne de.
AND NOW TAI START SHOUTING ND TH ONE WHO IS HAVING ALL TH FUN YASH ,IS JUST IN SIDE TO MAKE A WATCH. AND HERE COME MAAN FIRST COSTUMER
C 1: eee bhaiya, yeh mushroom kaise diye
with that maan start finding rate of mushroom in rate book which irritate lady. and she leave without buying anything. its too much for maan to digest, so he wow to win this task by hook or crook. and called adi on bluetooth
maan : adi listen this carefully ,i want you to be on line with me till evening and tell me the rate of things in nxt minute after costumer asked about them.and no mistake aur delay.
as they are busy just than on more costumer come
cos :yeh paalak kaise di(what is the rate of spinch)
maan : 10 R/kg
HOW COULD,ITNI SASTI
xos : sasti ,kaha ki sasti
woh dekho ,dusra sabji waala 15 r min 2kg d raha hai. chal yeh bata corrinder ka bundle kitne mine
adi : sir ,corrinder 10 r min 2 bundle
maan : ten mein two
cos : par mujhe toh sirf 1r ka chahiye
(i want just of one r.)
maan : just one rup.
get the hell out of here
sorry mata ji,mein galti se galat bol gaya
aap jitna chaahe le lijye and that too free.
tai : ooye hero ,kya baat hai
pahle din hi kangaal hone ka iraada hai kya .
k to tu kaam min dilla hai upper se ab samaaj seva bhi shuru kar di.
chal ab jaisa min kahu wo kar
zor zor s awaaz laga
sabzi lelo
taazi ,hari sabzi lelo
maan : sabzi lelo
taazi sabzi leelo
tai ; aur zor s chilaa
subha khaana nahi khaya kya
tri awaaz toh ladkiyoo se bhi dhili hai.
aaj raat ko meri macchi khaiyo ,kal awaaz k dum saaf ho jaaygi
just than a mother and daughter come their
mother : for the last time i m telling you geet ,pay attention to the work in your hand.
geet : but mummy buying vegetable is no work ,its a punishment.yuck smell
lagta hai yahaa par sabhi log kai dino see nahi nahaaye. mummy i will faint
mother : stop your drama
do your work fast,we have to reach home fast
guest aane waale hoge
maan who was seeing all this from far ,finally got chance to be smile as he saw girl start moving towards his stall but mother to opposite one.
geet : (with a big pout) ooye yeh sabzi bechane k liye hai
(is these vgetabls are for sale)
done for now
their encounter baad mein😉
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