IF forum wants scene
THEN do not show;
ELSE show strange promo
IF story demands scene
THEN make Bhabo say 'pet mein taabar';
make Sandy nervous;
make Suraj even more nervous;
go GG room;
talk about next festival/competition/investigation;
IF story does not need scene
THEN go Sandy on a stool trying to reach;
Suraj nearby ready to catch;
fall and catch;
Chotu and Chaturi to watch;
Meenu to eat popcorn;
IF Bhabo wants
THEN Sandy in bridal getup;
Suraj fringe blowing in wind;
300 diyas lit;
Sandy's 500 books open;
EMERGENCY bail out word
tAAbAr
IF Bhabasa wants
THEN go sightseeing;
visit Mt Abu;
visit Ajmer;
stay longer in Ajmer;
stay longer and longer in Ajmer;
wear western and sit in bullock cart;
EMERGENCY bail out
rats