Dheer kare dhamaal english mein...😆😆😆
1--Dheer, Aditi and his son Ishaan were returning from south by train.
Dheer was ocupying the lower berth, Aditi the middle berth and his son ishaan the top most berth in the train compartment.
The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and Ishaan asked Dheer to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Dheer and Ishaan returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Upset and angry, Dheer called the Ticket checker & asked him to help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or rajasthani so it would be nice if Dheer explained the whole situation to him in English.
So Dheer explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child." ... 😆😆 (Tera beda gark ho...)
2--Dheer's english translation of some hindi proverb....its jus mindblowing..read it..
Galatfehmi ka shikar hona:: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.
B)Izzat ko mitti me milana:: To mix one's honor in mud
C) Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law
D)Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee:: My honors' nose has been chopped off
E) Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? :: Who have you blackened your face with?
F) naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils.....😆😆😆
3--Dheer as a Teacher...
A) "Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in "
B) "You three, both of you kneel down together separately"😆
C) "Dont stand in front of my back''.😆
D) ''Open the windows and let the AIR-FORCE come in''.😆
E) "Morning morning why you rotate my head"?.😆
F) ''Mistake became wrong, Repeat again please''.😆😉
G) ''Do not smoke and spoil the botany of your body''.😆
H) ''I talk , he talk, why do you middle middle talk''?.😆
(beech, beech =middle, middle).
i) ''Hey you guys, Please keep quite.The president is rotating outside''.
J) ''Dont talk like that in front of my back''.😆
K) ''Meet me behind the class''.(meant after the class).😆
L) ''The principal just passed away''.....😆
I hope you must have enjoyed the english of Dheer the dumbo..
send ur suggestions and comments...keep smiling...Raj..😊 i have part two of dheer's english..waiting for ur responce.
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