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Reporter namrata jadhav firse reporting , Breaking news : Aaj hum aapko bataenge kaise Daddy - R ne Raiprakash mansion main machai Sansani ... Sansani .. sansani , aur aakhir kaise ...poore pindh main sirf n only " Raiprakash Mansion main aaya bhukamp !!!! Aur in Sab ne Ghar main machaya kaisa hadkam ??????, janiye sirf aur sirf mere saath ,Exclusive Live coverage only for u guys !!!!
Wardaat ke chasmadith gavahon k saath meri dhokebhaaj camera man bhi bhag chuki hai , Lekin sirf main reportor namrata jadhav apni jaan jokhim main daalke aapko Andar ke bandaro ka LIVE COVERAGE deti rahungi ... Chaliye aapko andar ka aakhon dekha haal dikhane ke liye chalte hain wardat ki jagah ... Daagabaaz cameraman sneha ke saath imandar reporter Namrata jadhav Parso tak n aapko toh patahi hai intezaar ff ka barso tak .
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@ Raiprakash living room
After morning breakfast
Daddy -R ( to Nimar ) : lagta hai kriya ki padhai pe badi mehnat kasrat Kari hai dono ne ... Dekho nashte k baad bhi kaisa " BATTERY EMPTYOWALA " haal bana rakha hai ...
( pats on their back ) Puttarji ... 'Punjabiyon Di battery humesha charge rehndi hai '.
Nilesh : uncleji ka haath toh CIDwale DAYA K barabar hai, meri te SaaS hi rukh gayi
Amar : meri toh SaaS bahu , tulsi,parvati Sab hi rukh gayi , Manu Ghar jaana hai .
Rinni: kyun mummyji ki Yaad aa ri hai
Simmi : Uncleji twanu fuk maarke minuton main postal address wid pincode pe pahuncha denge
Rey : kriya k saath Ek rAat kya reh liye , twadi jabaan bhi kaichi ki tarah chalne lag gayi .
Kriya ( dramebaaz) : bass my lord !!!!!! yeh har baar inke SHAK Di sui mujhpe hi Aake kyun rukti ,Manu insaaf chahiye judge sahab .
Swayam : sharonji hum inke jaise kutte billiyon ki tarah toh Kabhi nahi ladte na , kyunki AAP badi samjhdar hai .
Sharon :. Sahi kaha swayamji aapne ,Lekin samajhdar main nahi AAP Ho ,AAP sambhal lete Ho hamesha
Swayam ( wid lil raise in voice ) : jab main keh raha hun AAP Intelligence ho ,toh AAP hi samajhdar Ho
Sharon ( angry diva mode ):toh aapko kya , dikat he maine aapnu hoshiyarchand da khitaab de diya toh
Everyone is laughing at dem
After a while
Daddy-R : Inna sanata kyun hai bhai !!!!, puttarji TV lagao thoda refresh hote hai
Kriya puts on tv and song played is our very own fav none oder Dan " GANGNAM STYLE "
Daddy - R : Inne Simple se toh saare steps hain, main bhi kar sakta hun Basically toh Ghodhagadhi chalana hai
And uncleji very enthusiastic to dance on it and dhere dhere d dance became intense and turned into a natural calamity.
Rey (scared) : Isse kudrat ka karishma samjho yah kareena , par uncleji ke Gangnam style se (screams ) BHUKAMP aaya hai Bhago ... Bachao
Sharon : Is PSY ke saaye ne papaji Ko PYSCHO to nahi banadiya ,babaji Ab AAP hi raksha Karo
Amar ( cribbing ) :Maine Subahi bola Manu mummyji ki Yaad andi hai , Manu pata si kuch galat honey wala hai.
Nilesh : Woh raha darwaja chal Kat lete hai !
Nimar trying to escape Swayam (catching deir collar ) : meri bebe kehndi hai ki jab titanic doobta hai ,tab Sab se pehle chuhe hi bhaagte hai
Simmi : mannu Darr lag raha hai !!!
Rey : hosla rakho kyunki Darr k aagey jeet hain ,seedhi baat no bakwaas
Simmi : kaun jeet ...Woh khurana uncle ka khotya ????
Nimar : kriya behenji ...aithey koi roadies ka task chal raha si ... ( scream ) Ab kya adventure karne pe adi Ho ???
Kriya : main na bhukamp ki tivrata aur tym note Kari si ,breaking news main kam ayegi
All in one voice to kriya : kripya apne dimag ki batti jalao aur Hume is " Gangnam Earthquake '' se bachao
Rinni: lagda hai uncleji AAJ KUCH TOOFANI KARKE HI MANENGEY
Swayam : kyunki PAGALPANTI bhi zaruri hai
Sharon : lagta hai humane pichle janam main koi paap kiya hai ya humse koi badi bhul chuk hui hai , Ab tayar Ho jao paapiyon to Taste d thunderrr...
Swayam ( terrified by sharon'$ words ): bachey ki jaan logey kya???,main chotasa nanha sa pyara sa baccha hun
Rey :abhi toh main jawan hun,main bhari jawani main marna nahi chahta
Kriya : Chalo marnese pehle kasam khaye marne ke baad Jo tera hai Woh mera hai ,joh mera hai Woh bhi mera
Nilesh ( to simmi, asking for help ) : saathi haath badana
Amar ( to rinni , holding hands tightly ): pakde rehna, chodna nahi
Rinni : yeh fevicol ka jod hai chutega nahi
Sharon : satyanasi gangnam ki aatma , ne mere haste khelte papaji ki yeh kya halat kardi (screams) papaji sambhal ke mummyji ka fav vase ( in low voice) Todd dita .
Kriya : Aaj toh dodo 3d filmey release hongi Ghar main 12-3 "Papaji ka bhukamp ",aur vase tutne ki khushi main '' Mummyji ka jwala prakop ''
Suddenly uncleji ka world famous ringtone "Baja bade acchey lagtey hai " aur uncleji ka raudrarup gangnam style tandav khatm hua . And tadkedaar news yeh hai ki Uncleji , lyk our very own Ghajini has bhooola. Everything ... N He is unaware of what has happened ,is all.thanks to him
Daddy- r:. Inna sanata kyun hai bhai ??? Tum logo ne Ghar ki yeh kya halat kar Dali .???Maine kaha nacho toh basanti ki tarah nach pade aur ghar Ko tehas nehas kar dita dita ...yeh Ghar ko bhukamp pidit ke Ghar jaisa banadiya tum logone
Amar starts crying
Amar : bebeee ...
Daddy -r : na munna na aise rote nahi lalla,main Sara ilzam apne sar le lunga ,par tu Rona band kar ,mujhse kisika Rona dekha nahi jaata
Simmi ( slowly ) :UNcleji dance ke chakkar main auntyji ka fav vase bhi tut gaya
Daddy - r ( to amar ) : Mujhe maaf kardo beta , Ab main twadi koi madad nahi kar sakta !!!! Ek andha dusre andhe Ko kya kinara dikhayga ...
Sharon : papaji sheesha Ho ya vase Ho aakhir tut jaata hai ...
Daddy - r : kriya beta mera saman toh pack kar do ... Yeh duniya yeh mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Rey : din hi manhus Mara nikla ... Aasman se tapak Gaye Ab khajur main atakne ki baari
Nilesh : Ab to tumhara chicken barbeque banega bada maza aayega
Rey : tumhara nahi humara ,hum saath saAth hain
Swayam :oh beta !!!!!! Late hogaye
Abb... (Sadly sings )
Mummy toh band bajaye ...
Principle khud ban jaayein..
Keep quiet rule banaye
Punishment main MURGA banaye...!!!
Daddy- r ka fone fir Baja is baar newg mom ka fone tha
Daddy - R : oh Sharon puttar mithaiya baant , meri votti da phone aya hai Ahun Ahun ki meri votti ka phone aaya Ahun Ahun ( Sharon distributes d sweet and wipes d tear from corner of her eye).
Nilesh : Iss sharon ka channel bhi tumhari mummy ki tarah auto tuning pe chalta hai...Kabhie kushi Kabhie gham !!
Daddy - R ( on d phone ) : Tujhe Yaad na meri aayi kisise ab kya kehna !!!!! Ghar kab aaoge ke tum bin Yeh Ghar Sunna Sunna hai ..
Dekh Teri Yaad main , MySelf sukhke kaata Ho gaya hun ... Aadha paratha bhi kum khaya Teri judaai main.. jaldi aana te surprise nu saath lete huye aana ... Miss u urs only , dharm pati .
Kriya ( to Rey ) : tussi kab gaaoge mere liye * sings *
twanu main miss karda ,
Bematlab karda ,
Date pe aa soniye,
Bas Aaj rAat ke liye ... And ( winks at him ) kriya's big beautiful eyes have captured all d Rey ' s attention , look look hawa hawa
bg song : kyun na aise Hota ,
Jo milte tum ho jaate ghum saath mere... Hotey hotey hoga samjhaaye hum Thum jaaye tham oh dil mere
Toota zyada zyada taara jab gira Zara zyada zyada maangu dil tera Kabhi zyada zyada maane na dil yeh sarfira Ishq wala love Bada yeh dil nadaan tha par aaj kuch zyada hua Ishq wala love <3
Rey : Ohh "Mmmiss DREAMGAL IN OUR SORRY UR DREAMWORLD " kya mere chehre pe buddhu likha hai Jo main kahunga " aa bail Manu Maar ".
Kriya : durrr... Fitte muh saare sapne ke howrah bridge Ko London bridge ki tarah fall kardita ... Jaaa hurrr
Rey : tussi bhi hurrr
Rest of d gang eagle eyed on dis convo... And are scoring dem kriya 01 Rey - 1
Kriya :aithey koi table tennis ka match chal ra hai , gardan hai tumhari ;table pankha nahi akhad jayegi .
Swayam : sharonji aapke pass na mere liye waqt hi nahi hai ???? Jab dekho AAP in dhaniya aur tejpatte ( pointing at simmi,rinni ) k saath hi rehte Ho
Rinni and simmi ( angrily ) : teri toh !!!!!
Swayam : oh ...chunnu, munnu apne garam masalo , apni vottiyon Ko sambhalon varna mannu kuttke rakhdengi
Sharon: swayamji Manu na abhi bada Sara kaam hai , toh fir milenge chalte chalte !!!
Swayam : tussi dasso kitho miloge ??? Chath pe ... Mile ???? Dono milke romanticwala ganna gayenge ..
Amar ( interupts) : abhishek aur sonamwala " Masakali '' gaiyo chathnu very much suit honda hai yeh gaana
Sharon : changa Yaad dilaya swayamji ( a smile lights up at swayam's face ) Kal KARWACHAUT hai ... Mannu chath ki saaf safai bhi toh karni hai
Swayam ( disapponted , still putting efforts) : sharonji mainu Ek khayal aayi si , ki Kal main kedhe chandnu wekhu mere pass toh do do chand hai !!!
Sharon ( spontaneously ) : aap toh aise bol rahey hai jaise AAP bhi meri tarah vrath rakhnewale hai ( stops n looks at him innocently )
bg song : Dil kyun yeh mera shor kare,
Idhar nahi udhar nahi Teri aur chale ..
Reyam, Nimar head towards shekhawats house dey reach entrance n try to escape from angry mommy
Angry mommy: kitne murgey they ..
Rey : chch.. chaar
Angry- mom: is Ghar main waqt ki kya keemat hain tumhey pata nahi ???? Tym is money aur tumney Paise barbaad kiye,iski saja milegi barabar milegi ...
Nilesh : Twadi bebe gabbar mama ki assistant thi kya ???
Rey : mama ???
Swayam : uske patiala wale mama villan ki tarah dikhte to unhe pyarse gabbar bolate hai
Amar: manu bebe chahiye abhi chahiye bebe ..tu bada Yaad aati Yaad Aati hai
Angry mom: attention ... Do murgey gate k is is taraf do murgey us taraf. Position
( beats wid scale)
Nilesh to swayam : principal k bachey hone ke fayde kam tottey jyada hai khote
Rey : bahut dimag khujane par mere statistics yeh kehte hai ki Aaj smriti massi ka aaiye aapka intezar tha Hogaya
Amar :.twadi bebey humse Aaiye padhariye toh nahi gavaegi na
Rey : aagey kua peechey khai Ab humey kaun bachayga mere bhai
swayam: itihaas gavah hai ki jab jab sarzameene shekhawat house main hum murgey baney hai tab tab script mai. humari memni massi ki entry hui hai
Amar: aur kitni Der aisey khada rehna hoga mera leg piece dard karrey hai
Nilesh : dard-e- murgi baana dita Manu
Peechey se raiprakash family enters wid brasso band smriti massi ,snighda aur pihu ke saath padhar rahey. Ab aagey kya lafda hoga , kaisey chakkar chalengey Woh pata chalega agley epi main..!!
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