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Pichla hafta hamari nidhi ji ke liye thoda bhaari tha .Kya DB ,pandit jee kahan chale gaye? unko bula kar tanik puja karaiye .kuch suggestion chahiye to hamari alka jee se sampark karen !
Waise humko nidhi jee par itna gussa aa raha hai ki kya kahen .Arre koi kulhadi par pair thode na maarta hai.Kisi anjaan vyakti ke ghar is tarah jaate hain kya? vo bhi din dahade? Madam treatment KGH me better hogi aur wahan injection dene ke liye saiyan bhi honge.Waise bhains ki khaal me ghusne waala injection aap log rakhte ho KGH me kya? I doubt that.
Wahan bechare pati maharaj annadaan kar rahe hain.Kitni baar phone kar rahe hain,kitni bhook lag rahi hai bechare ko.But jaante hain agar akele kha lenge to raat me khaana nahi milega ! Pyar me insaan ko kya kya karna padta hai .
Ajeeb giri hui aurat hai yaar to Dibiya.Oye pehli baar kis par giri thi jo ab tak apne pairo se uth nahi payi. Dekh ,ashu ke liye yahan bahut lambi line hai (Nidhi ke baad hamara number hai !) ,so back off lady .Warna bache khuche baalo me aag na laga diya to apna wheelchair ka brand badal liyo !
Bike tycoon ko auraton ke peeche bhaagne ki bimari hai kya? Kabhi apni bhabhi saman nidhi ke peeche bhaagta hai to kabhi maa ke peeche .Waise us sunsaan sadak me suddenly traffic kaise aa gaya ?
Oye nidhi ,subah to aapne saiyan ji ko akele khaane ke baare me bada sunaya tha,shaam ko kya ho gaya? shaam gayi baat gayi? Apne to daba ke khaa rahi ho. Bada maja aa raha hai use ashu ji ki leg pull karne me .Oye leg pull karna hai to dibiya ki kar .isi bahane physiotherapy ho jayegi aur aap apne pati ko uske gande and badbudar haaton se door rakh paoge !
Haye ashu ji ki muskaan par to poora UP Bihar kurbaan.Kya sharma rahe hain by god. Itna to aap last apne honeymoon ki baat ko lekar blush kar rahe the ! Thank god muh nahi chupa liya ! Kaash hum lucknow niwasi hote .Kasam se KGH me hi naukri kar liye hote !
Mast dialogue maara jee us bandar daksh ko ! Dialogue writer ko hamari tarah se paanch rupaye ! (I know month beginning hai ,par bills nahi bhare u see !) ...
Subah subah jaane kya ho gaya Nidhi ko (raat me aisa kya kia ashu jee ne jiska asar ab tak hai haan!?) .par bandar ki behen to behen thehri ! Calling Darwaja ...where r u my dear?
Par ek baar jab ashu je ne romance ki commitment de di to uske baad vo time aur place ki bhi nahi sunte ! Add gaye ki kiss deni hai to bas deni hai.Go ashu go ! 
Ashu ji tension me kitne handsome lag rahe the .Vo handsome kab nahi lagte hain yaar .Jai ho gomati maiya ! (Btw does anyone remember when did ashu maaroed dubki in gomati? we gotta celebrate the anniversary !..if anyone actually reads this post ,please lemme know !)
Duryodhan jii ,is black dress wali ko kahan se pakad kar laye? Ek drink me spike karne se kya hoga? Ashu ji to sone me expert hai. Am sure vo pekar talli ho jayenge aur aapki manokamnayen dhari ki dhari reh jayengi (nidhi ko kitni museebat hui ,vo jaakar pooche unse !) .Anyways ,sirjee aapke pappa jo hai unhe thoda samjhaiye.Ashu ji ki pahunch door tak hai hai .(Armaan ki mummy ko bhool gaye?) 
Kahan kahan se bewakoof villians laate hain yaar chun chun kar.Am sure this not so sharp shooter isnt a certified shooter .Bet he failed his exams .For quite a while I was thinkin he was using soorma.
Par ashu jee ne bhi kya mast game khela ! Yeh sheh aur yeh maat !
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