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Kya kp ji? ab aap hai bhi ya nahi iska hume doubt hai.Aasmaan ke sare tare muz par tane maarte hai.Unhone shikayat ki ki Hum Mahadev ki suputri ki shadi me ja rahe the aur achanak se upar se Daksh ko dekha aur dar ke maare fir se ghar chale gaya.Humare Yamraaj apne bhaise par gussa nikal rahe hai kehte hai,"sharam kar,sab meri baat sunata hai.Thoda Daksh jaisa beta ban,toh humkare business me tarakki ho." Daksh ji aajkal aap Hawatight performance dete hai.Somvaar ka kehena hai ki yeh ise maine sikhaya hai.Tabhi toh meri tarah hafte ka shubharambh shirtless hokar karta hai.[Krupaya dhyaan de,iska matlab muze koi samazaye toh bade mehrabani hogi] Pura talli hoke raat ke dhai baje dur shehenai baje,tab in dono hanso ke jode ko disturb karne ka kyamatloab hai batao.Mana ki woh kuchh karte nahi hai.Darwaje khidkiya khule rakhke sote hai so what?unhe do saal nikalne hai aise hi. Mangal ne samazaya,"Mangal pandey ban,desh ki sewa kar." tpoh humare Daksh babu turant bole,"aur suli pe chadh.Muze ghodi pe chadana hai suli par nahi."aur Aamirkhan toh main kabhi ban hi nahi sakta.mangal ne kahaa,"bhaad me ja tu aur teri ghodi ya gadhi jo bhi hai." Budh dur se dekh raha tha.bola," iska toh character sachmuch dheela hai.Iske pas janese dar lagta hai.Kahi bhi kabhi bhi shuru ho jata hai yeh.Iski ek aankh maroo toh rasta ruk jaye wala funda meri samaz se toh bahar hai.Guru ne bola,"ullu,Salmaan bahi jaan ne agar tumhe shirtless dekh liya to guru tu toh waise hi shirtless se clothless ho jayega.Shukar toh kabse dekh raha tha aur roye ja raha tha.humne jor dene par bola,"shukra toh yeh kabhi dekhta hi nahi.shukar toh sirf forumwasi ki wajah se zinda rehet hai. Shani toh bechara sharam ke mare kuchh bol hi nahi paa raha tha.Usne apna bramhaand jaisa muh khola,"Maine iske rahome kitne kaate bichhaye.Gumnaam maa di,surfeera baap diya,Half mind aur full crack behen di,aur socha tha ki itna toh enough hai ise satane ke liye.lekin isne toh meri naak kata di.Mentalman se Gentle man banata hi nahi.Ab aur sade saati kahaa se laoo?Mera problem stock khatam!sab isme hi kharch kar diye yaar.Muze bhi crime ka hisaab dena padta hai bhai! Ravivaar ne kahaa,aane do ravivaar,kuchh aisa karoonga jiska apko andaaja bhi nahi hoga.maine kahaa hume toh batao.usne fut se jawaab diya,"tumhe tumhare channel wale aur production wale nahi batate main kyon bataoo?somvaar ko dekh lena. Ab kis muh se iska jawab doo? humne muh pe zipp mar li aur Dakshkumar Bhardwaaj muskurate wahaa se chale gaye aur bole,"haa haa aaye the meri band bajane.mere case me toh bhagwaan bhi kuchh nahi kar sakta.Jo bun gaya woh bun gaya
