Zoya welcomes the new girl: Fun post

Hi guys..am back wid my bakwaas fun post! As we all know a new lead is gonna enter the show shortly, so I was wondering how would our zoya welcome the new girl Tanveer..😆

Tanveer wants to woo Mr.Khan, for this she enters Khan Mansion..😉

Tanveer: Hello..koi hai??? I'm your neighbor here...koi hai????😕

Zoya: Yes, main hoon.. aap kaun???

Tanveer: Pehele tum bathao ki tum kaun ho, yahan kya kar rahi ho?? Maine toh tumhe pehle kabhi nahi dekha

Zoya: Allah miyan! Whats wrong wid you???😡 how dare you, mere hi ghar me aakar mujhse poochrahiho main kaun hoon??😡

Tanveer(confused): arre yar chodo main tumhara padosi hoon, main yahan tumse nahi Asad se milne aayi thi

Zoya(confused): Mr.Khan se??? unse kya kaam hai tumhara??

Tanveer: wo main tumhe kyun bathau?? Tum hoti kaun ho mujhse sawaal karnewali??

Zoya: main zoya..naam toh suna hi hoga..😆 unki honewali biwi hoon.. ☺️

Tanveer(annoyed): kya biwi biwi laga rakha hai..mere hote hue ye kabhi nahi hosakta..😡abb main aagayi hoon asad ko woo karne..

Zoya: toh phir suno, tumhare liye free mein ek advice deti hoon.. chup chap vaapas chali jao.. jahapana ko already "ishq wala love" hochuka hai, and according to "kuch kuch hota hai" movie, pyaar zindagi mein sirf ek baar hota hai! So you may leave now..

Tanveer: "mujhpar ek ehsaan karna, ki mujhpar koi ehsaan mat karna" 😆samjhi??? Waise bhi, "ek baar jo maine decide karliya toh main apne aapke bhi nahi sunti" kyunki main salmaan khan ki fan hoon😉

Zoya(smirk): Hahahaha toh phir salman ke paas jao na who abhi bhi single hai..🤣waise bhi, "Jahapana ko woo karna mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai"😈..tumse kabhi nahi hoga dafaa hojaao yahan se

Tanveer(pleading): dekho, badi mushkil se role mila hai iss serial me, iss mauke ko bekaar main jaane nahi doongi, kuch toh rehem karo, bulado usse😭

Zoya: what?? Abhi thodi der pehle kuch kehrahi thi na ki mujh par ek ehsaan karna ki mujh par koi ehsaan naa karna..abb kya hua?? OK..Main unhe bula deti hoon wait

Zoya(yelling): Mr.Khan..Mr.Khan...,aapki nayi heroine aagayi!

Asad: Kya hua aap kyu chillarahi hai?

Zoya: Haan wo aapki nayi heroine ko bhaghane oops sorry nayi heroine ka welcome karne bularahi thi

Asad(surprised): oh toh tum ho meri nayi heroine!

Tanveer(blushing): Haan main hi hoon..swagat nahi karoge hamara??☺️

Asad: swagat baad me karengey pehele ye bathao kaise impress korogi mujhe??

Tanveer: Aapkeliye coffee banakar le aau??☺️

Zoya(yelling): wo toh mujhe bhi banane aati hai black and bitter😡

Asad(annoyed): Ms.Farooqi aap thodi der chup rahengi plz..bechari ka pehela din hai aaj show me abhi se darana shuru kardiya aap??

Zoya(annoyed): Allah miyan! Whats wrong wid u jahapana?? Jab phoophi mujhe bechari kehekar bulati hai tab toh bolte hai "ammi who bechari nahi hai"🥺 aur aaj khud iss ladki ko bechari bularahehe uska kya

Tanveer: Asad, iski baton me mat aao, main isse zyada acchi hoon, aur main apni nikha se bhaaghungi bhi nahi..iska kya bharosa phir se kabhi bhi "qubool nahi hai" bolkar nikha se bhaag sakti hai

Zoya: Chupkar chudail🤬 Jahapana sirf mera hai..sirf mera samjhi tum??😡

Tanveer: Nahi wo sirf mera hai!😡

Zoya: Mera!😡

Tanveer: Mera!😡

Asad: Ya allah!😲 Ek ko sambhalna hi mushkil tha abb ye dusri kaha se agayi..agar aise hi chalta raha toh ek din mujhe "qubool nahi hai" bolkar bhaagna padega😭😭😭

Guys this is a fun post plz dont bash me for anything..u can throw tomatoes,rotten eggs,smelly socks or anything that u wish coz i really suck at writting😆 forgive me for mistakes dat i hav made in this post..I hope u enjoyed it..😊Feel free to like and comment..thankyou😊

hahahahhahahahhahahaha...i almost died laughing 🤣
dis is FAB
i really hope aisa ho 👍🏼

i want to read this it sounds hilarious judging from the comments, but i dont know hindi :(

So FUNNY LOOL !! THX YAAR ! very well writing

SUTTI AGAIN TERA DIMAG CHAL GAYA
Mujhe laga tha tujhme dimag nai hai 😉
But yar fab post hats of to u

Originally posted by: Sanjana-ARMAAN

SUTTI AGAIN TERA DIMAG CHAL GAYA
Mujhe laga tha tujhme dimag nai hai 😉
But yar fab post hats of to u

yar sanju tu mujhe shabbashi derahi hai ya gaaliya??

Originally posted by: -Shruti.M-

yar sanju tu mujhe shabbashi derahi hai ya gaaliya??

are tujhe main gaali dungi kya?seriously great post yar

Originally posted by: Sanjana-ARMAAN

are tujhe main gaali dungi kya?seriously great post yar

🤣 ek baar kehti hai dimaag hai phir kehti hai dimaag nahi hai🤣
Thank u..i m glad tujhe accha laga😊

Originally posted by: HoneySuckle

i want to read this it sounds hilarious judging from the comments, but i dont know hindi :(

oh am so sorry..if time permits i ll try to edit the same in english too..thanks for liking and commenting😊