Jokes on Jiji.....it was long overdue..😆😆
Brijesh to Jiji:--
1--Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"....😆😆
2-- Urvashi and her baby get on a bus. 3--Urvashi: Brijesh ji, for the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card" ....😆😆 4--Urvashi ji was standing below a tube light with a open mouth Jiji has lost her senses after loosing brijesh ji..😆😆 I hope u will enjoy the jokes on Jiji..Keep smiling..Raj..😊😊 ur suggestions n comments are welcome..thanks.
The bus driver looks at the Urvashi, and then her baby,
and then screams, 'AHHHH! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my life!'
Urvashi then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, 'Are you ok, dear?'
Urvashi replies, 'I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me.'
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your chimpanzee."...😆😆😆
WHY?
Because her doctor advised her "Todays dinner should be light".😆
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Anupamaa
