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Imam ne kaha, "Maine Preity Zinta ko 'Liril' ad mein aur Shahrukh Khan ko 'Clinic Plus' ad mein break diya tha"
*Doosron ko break dete dete Imam ka hi brake fail hogaya*
Press reporters asked Imam "Aap ko next kya karna hain?"
Imam : "Main Big Brother mein jaane ki tayaari kar raha hoon.. Chalo bolo London!
England ke logon ko main indiscipline sikhaake, Bharat ka naam roshan karke aaongaa.
Unko 'Tap-Tap' Nanga dance sikhaaongaa.
Camera par kapde sukhaana sikhaaongaa.
Big Brother ka property todna aur phodna sikhaaongaa.
Dustbin mein se baasi roti nikaal kar shakkar aur dood dal kar khaana sikhaaongaa.
Aur agar gussa aaya toh boiling paani phenkna sikhaaoongaa.
Jaise Bigg Boss mein maine shoes ke upar socks pehne, waise Big Brother mein shirt ke upar banyan aur 'Spiderman' ke jaise pants ke upar chaddi pehna sikhaaoongaa.
G mein D bolna sikhaaongaa.
Aur agar Big Brother ne mujhe punishment diya toh main 'Time Out! PHUSKI! Ok.. Byeee' boloonga"
*Doosron ko break dete dete Imam ka hi brake fail hogaya*
Press reporters asked Imam "Aap ko next kya karna hain?"
Imam : "Main Big Brother mein jaane ki tayaari kar raha hoon.. Chalo bolo London!
England ke logon ko main indiscipline sikhaake, Bharat ka naam roshan karke aaongaa.
Unko 'Tap-Tap' Nanga dance sikhaaongaa.
Camera par kapde sukhaana sikhaaongaa.
Big Brother ka property todna aur phodna sikhaaongaa.
Dustbin mein se baasi roti nikaal kar shakkar aur dood dal kar khaana sikhaaongaa.
Aur agar gussa aaya toh boiling paani phenkna sikhaaoongaa.
Jaise Bigg Boss mein maine shoes ke upar socks pehne, waise Big Brother mein shirt ke upar banyan aur 'Spiderman' ke jaise pants ke upar chaddi pehna sikhaaoongaa.
G mein D bolna sikhaaongaa.
Aur agar Big Brother ne mujhe punishment diya toh main 'Time Out! PHUSKI! Ok.. Byeee' boloonga"
Seher Hone Ko Hai
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