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Hey Hunters,

I was re-watching some of the old episodes and realized that Cas has the next best lines to Dean. I love the confused Cas because it's hilarious the way he has no idea of even the basic, simplest things. And of course, the looks he gets from Dean are just as hilarious. So I thought of posting some of my favorite Cas lines. Please do add any of your favorite ones!

The epic moment was, of course, "Hey, Assbutt" 🤣 I cracked up but even more so, when Dean repeats it in disbelief, "assbutt?" 😆 I think part of the reason why it was so effective is because things were so intense at the moment, that this served as a brief comic relief.

Cas's Voicemail: I don't understand, why, why do you want me to say my name? 😆

Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear he's (God) on a tortilla.
Cas: No, he's not on any flatbread.

Sam: Are you drunk?
Cas: No! ... yes.
Sam: What the h*ll happened to you?
Cas: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Cas: And I drank it! 😆

Dean: Where the h*ll have you been?
Cas: On a bender
Dean: Did he... did you just say "on a bender?"
Sam: Yeah! He's still pretty smashed.
Cas: It is not of import. 🤣

Cas: The wh*** can only be killed by a true servant of heaven.
Dean: Servant like...
Cas: Not you. Or me. Sam, of course, is an abomination. 😆

Dean: Hey, there. So, Cas, what's the word?
Cas: Well, Dean, I've been thinking. Monkeys... are so clever, and their sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean? 🤣🤣
Dean: Not very.

Cas: I'll interrogate the cat. 🤣

Cas: Well, I think we're clear for the moment. It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?
Benny: And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?
Cas: I am not your aunt.
Benny: What? Really?
Cas: I have no possible relationship with your sibling offspring. 😆😆
Benny: Now you're kidding me.
Dean: Oh, you two are killin' me. 😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Some more:

Sam: What you like him better or something?
Cas: Dean and I do share a more profound bond...I wasn't going to mention it. 😆

Cas (while talking to Dean on cellphone): This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.

Cas: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.

Dean: Cas, we've talked about this. Personal space?
Cas: My apologies.

Sam: What happened to him? (Pointing at the beaten-up Dean)
Cas: Me

Dean: So what, you're like a DeLorean without enough plutonium?
Cas: I don't understand that reference (like any others).

Sam: Are you okay?
Cas: Don't ask stupid questions. 🤣 (Love the way he says that in Sam's ear)

Raphael: I will find you!
Castiel: Maybe one day, but today you're my little b*tch.

Dean (on phone): Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31 C, basement level, St. James Medical Center...
Cas (appears in front of him): I'm there now.
Dean: Yeah, I get that.
Cas: I'm gonna hang up now.
Dean: Right.

Sam: Take care of these guys, okay?
Cas: That's not possible.
Sam: Then humor me.
Cas: Oh. I was supposed to lie. (chuckles and continues with an expression that yells "I'm lying!!"😆) Uh... sure. They'll be fine, I...
Sam: Just--just stop... talking.

Cas: I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... just wait for the inevitable blast wave.
Dean: Yes, well, thank you, Bukowski.

Cas: Please, accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity. 😆

Dean: What's the word, Cas?
Castiel: It's the shortened version of my name.

Cas: Sam, Dean, my "people skills" are "rusty." Pardon me, but I've spent the last "year" as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

Cas: You only have 24 hours.
Sam: What? Why?
Cas: Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations... 😆
Bobby: Aim lower.

Cas: [about the hamburger he's eating] These make me very happy.
Dean: Seriously, how many is that?
Cas: I lost count, but it's in the low hundreds. 😲
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Castiel: The demon Crowley is making a deal. Even as we speak, it's... going... down.
Dean: "Going down?" Right. Okay, Huggy-Bear. Just don't lose him.

Dean: If you wan our help, why the hell didn't you just ask?
Castiel: Because, whatever I ask, you seem to do the exact opposite.

Lucifer: Castiel, did you just Molotov my brother... with holy fire?
Castiel: Uh... no?

Castiel: It's starting.
Dean: Yeah, you think, genius?
Castiel: You don't have to be mean.

Crowley: What's in the gift bag?
Castiel: (pulls out a skull) You are.

Kevin Tran: You're one of the Angels?
Castiel: (touches Kevin's nose) Boop.
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Originally posted by: chhilt

Lucifer: Castiel, did you just Molotov my brother... with holy fire?
Castiel: Uh... no?


I love his expression there.. Dude, you just molotov his brother right in front of him and now you're denying it?! 😆

BTW, congrats, Chhilt! You can post now !
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Lol.. Cass innocent humor is too good
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dean's reac to assbutt was awesome😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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My fav is s5 cas 'talks'😆
Posted: 12 years ago
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Awesome post!
Cas is hilarious! My love for this character is insane.
There is one line I love, which surprisingly no one has mentioned, is:
"I learned that from the pizza man"
That line cracked me up badly. 🤣
Another favourite: "Pull my finger!" 😆
There are a few others I like but they are slightly...err...dirty (yet funny). 😆 Like the one about cats and their private parts. 🤣
Edited by rahmona_pakswe - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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^^ LOL, I'm cracking up big-time right now. xD
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Posted: 12 years ago
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he is hilarious with his lines 🤣 specially cos he says it with a straight face 🤣 and dean and sam's face after that is worth looking 🤣

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