Dheer..Adheer...jokes..

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Posted: 19 years ago
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These are the letters written by DHEER during various occasions...

1--When Dheer was in school:-

A leave letter to the headmaster :
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache pain.
I request you to leave me today"..😆😆😆

2--Dheer applied for a job before wedding:-


A Dheer's application :
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist
and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past
several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post. 😆😆

3--Dheer's application of leave when aditi got sick:-

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband
at home I may be granted leave".😆 😆😆

4--When one of Dheer's relative passed away":-

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I
may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
😆😆😆



5--Once Dheer went into the mountains and shouted into the sky, " GOD are you there? Are you listening to me"

Then he receives a reply "YES I am listening"

Dheer: God is it that you spoke to me just now.

GOD: Yes my son, its me.

Dheer: WOW, well its for sure, not a dream !!!

GOD: Nop, its not!!!

Dheer: Ok so tell me GOD, since you are GOD and we are humans, obviously there is lot of difference right?

GOD: Yes

Dheer: Well for you GOD, 1 second is equal to how many years for humans on earth.


GOD: Well my son, more than 1000 years are 1 second for me.

Dheer: Well then 100 million Rupees are just a penny for you GOD.

GOD: Very much true.

Dheer: Can I ask you small favour GOD.

GOD: Sure go ahead.

Dheer: Can you give me a penny GOD.

GOD: Sure give me 1 second, son.
😆😆😆

Hope you must have enjoyed it...thanks ..kep smiling...raj...😊😊😊

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gk_09 thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
#2
nice jokes! they brough a smile on my face 😃

will be waiting for some more 😉
set_raj thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
#3
thanks gk...sure..i post them regularly.. 😊
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Posted: 19 years ago
#4
I really liked the last one!!! 😆
set_raj thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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thanks mamis n farqan.. 😛
brainychild92 thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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lolz.. the last one was the best!!!
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Posted: 19 years ago
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Those jokes were really funny, especially the last one was very hilarious. thanks and keep them coming more often
set_raj thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
#8
thanks all and beenamadhu...u also started posting jokes...thanks...
desi chic thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
#9
Lol 😆😆

Thanks for the laughs Raj!!

dc
Jess. thumbnail
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Posted: 19 years ago
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thanks for the jokes raj 😃 !!! their really funny!!! 😆 😆 especially the last one!!

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