More jokes on Jigyasa...
1--| Aditya died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As he stood in front of yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind. he asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Aditya, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Aditya asked, "Where's my Jigyasa's clock?" 2--After performing the last rites of Jigyasa's death..Aditya was returning home, when all of a sudden there was lightning in the sky and thundering sounds and it started raining. Aditya saw up in sky and sadly said,''thank god, it seems jigyasa has reached ther.''. 3--- Jigyasa was in the hospital, near death. As Aditya stood beside the bed, Jigyasa's frail condition grew worse, and she motioned frantically for something to write on. Aditya lovingly handed her a pen and piece of paper, and Jigyasa used her last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then she died. Aditya thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it in to his jacket pocket. Several days later, after the funeral, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Jigyasa died. "You know," he said to all, "jigyasa handed me a note just before she died. I haven't read it, but knowing jigyasa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all". He unfolded the note and read aloud: "Kutte kameeney, you're standing on my oxygen tube!" How did u like the jokes?..ur suggestions are welcome..thanks..Raj. |
