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Hello to everyone..m back with yuvreen news part 4...so again...please don't mind if your news is not there...coz firstly i cannot put everyone's news at one go...otherwise it will be no less than a novel...but chinta not..aap hamare scanner aur camera se kabhi duur nahi hain...hamari nazar hamesha aapke upar jami rahegi...
kuch din pehle kimi di ke GOTW par kimi di aur moni di apne pyaar yaane yuvi par gaane gaate hue dikhi aur apne pyaar ka test deti hui dikhi...YN ko ye dekh kar samajh nahi aaya ki ye Game khel rahi hain...ya fir yuvi ke liye apne pyaar dikhane ki ladai kar rahi hain...dono hi di..."sanam/hero" ki jagah yuvi ke naam ka use karti hui dikhi...toh YN ko laga ki GOTW ek weekly gaming place ki jagah ek pyaar ka izzhaar karne ki jagah ban gayi...
luvushivin ke baare mein humko khabar mili ki voh apne sab doston se bada gussa hai..kyunki koi unko yaad nahi rakhta...aur iss chakkar mein gussa dikhane ke liye unhone ek post kiya...maamla ulta tab pad gaya jab luvushivin ko apne alawa uss time sab log online mile aur end mein kimi di bhi apne pakke punjabi mode mein robinhood pandey ki di hui punjabi jooti se luvushivin ko maarne chali...
although topic thoda deviate tab ho gaya jab jooti ke chakkar mein humko kimi di ki shopping karne ki fantasy ke baare mein pata chala...aur dono ne luvushivin ko maarne ki baat choddkar shopping ki gossip shuru kardi...
sahas aur "meri" vidya iss forum par kam dikhai di...sahas ne Yuvreen news ke pehle 3 part padhe..jisko padhke..unke mooh se sirf ye nikla..."mashallah!!"...humko ye dekhkar aisa laga...ki sahas ne kaafi baar Ek Tha Tiger dekhli..aur akshay usme gaane ko chodd kar katrina kaif ko hi dekhte reh gaye
forum par vidya ne bahaan kiya ki voh agle 2 hafte tak forum par out of action rahengi kyunki unke yahan ek sports event hain...ye sunte hi akshay ke dil ke tote udd gaye aur voh 5 saal ke bacche ki tarah rona shuru ho gaye...ye dekhkar vidya ne akshay ko ye advice di ki voh roye na...aur gadhe atleast aur kuch nahi kar sakta toh mujhe all the best toh wish karde..par humko ye sunn kar bohot khushi hui ki ab vidya ka australia jaana finalize ho chuka hain
..usse pehle ke vidya ke saath romantic moments ke baare mein akshay se pucha gaya toh akshay tamatar ki tarah laal ho gaye aur unhone sirf ye kaha "please voh pages koi mat kholkar dekhna!!..."
rose di ka iss hafte kaafi mood kharab raha aur unka poore hafte SG ke CV's ka mooh toddne ka dil karta raha..par hamesha ki tarah...miss cool moni di ne baat ko sambhalne ki koshish kari unki paani faikne ki technology se *sprinkle sprinkle* (although YN ko ye samajh nahi aaya ki moni di apne ghar par kaunsi paani ki tanki laga kar baithi hui hain) ...toh rose di shaant ho kar offline chali gayi...aur waapas CV's ke mooh toddne ki baat karne lagi...
whole crew of YN -- *Facepalm*
unke gusse ne aasman choo liya jab yuvi ko suvi ko propose karne se backoff karta hua dikhaya gaya...tab unki hitlist mein Cv's ke saath yuvi bhi shaamil ho gaya...
Rose di ko iss hafte forum par kaafi pareshaani ka saamna karna pada...jab unka paala neelima se pada jab unko neelima ke post ki baat nahi samajh aayi..kyunki unhone apne ek line ke post mein itne typos kiye ki neelima ko agli baar apna post padhne mein khud hi kuch samajh nahi aaya ki unhone kya likha. .aur chopsey hone par ye kaha
"main toh sabke dimag ka test kar rahi thi...ki aap sab dimag laga sakte ho ya nahi"
aur akshay ka naam 'aks' rakh diya..jisse unki typos thodi kam ho sake..par akshay ko ab bhi unke chote naam par neelima ke typo krne ka intezaar hain!
iss baare mein YN ka neelima ko ye kehna chahta hai ki voh sab log ko yuvi ki tarah chaman na samjhe kyunki yahan unke alawa sab mentos khaate hain aur sabki dimag ki batti jali rehti hain....toh voh ghar par correct spelling wali dictation shuru kardein...
yuvreen news ka manish sir par gehra asar dikha...toh kya voh online aana shuru ho gaye...ji nahi!!!..voh ab bhi bohot kam online aaye...aur jab bhi aaye..apne FF par comment karke chalte bane!!...par manish ko "sorry kumar" ke naam se itna gehra sadma pada ki ab voh apni har baat mein ye bolte hue dikhai diye...
"ki main ab sorry nahi bolunga..." / "no more sorries"
Aise bol bol kar Manish ne apna naya naam "No sorries kumar" bana liya hain...kyunki ab voh har cheez bolne se pehle iss baat ka zikr zarur karne lage hain...par 'sorry' word ab bhi bolna bandh nahi kiya hain...lagta hain unko sorry word se bohot prem ho gaya hain...
Prem ki baat aayi hain..toh hum firse baat karna chahenge Moni di ke baare mein...jo kal se love daze mein baithi hui hain..aur yuvi ke pyaar mein poori tarah pagal ho chuki hain.. aur har baar IF par aane se pehle voh yuvi ka interview dekh kar aana shuru ho gayi hain..ab toh voh video bhi inse pareshaan ho chuka hain..ab agar aap moni di ke pagalpann ka shikaar ho chuke hai...toh iske liye kimi di aur akshay aapse tahe dil se maafi maangte hain..kyunki unko interview ke links dene ki galti inn dono se hi hui thi...
..iss yuvi ke pyaar ke chakkar mein unhone akshay ko Comp engg chodd kar journalist banne ki aasha jatayi...ki shayad isse unko yuvi se milne ka mauka mil jaye!! Shayad unko ye nahi pata...ki akshay moni di ko choddke...suvi ke saath chipak jayenge...
Moni di ke aise reaction ko dekhkar kimi di insecure aur jealous ho kar moni di ko apna strong case dikhane ki koshish karne chali par moni di jaise gone case ke saamne voh haar maan gayi.....toh iss baat par YN aapko chetavni deta hain...agar aapko kahin bhi ye prem mein coma mein pada hua prani mile toh please contact YN...hum aapko pyaar mein neend udne ka perfect example dikhaenge...aur umeed karenge ke koi ReSu fan yuvi ke baare mein kuch aaltoo-faltoo na bole..nahi toh iss ms cool babe ko jhansi ki rani banne mein der nahi lagegi...
Toh aaj ke liye Yuvreen News aapse alvida kehta hai,,,namaskar!!
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