Papa plz do me a favor *edited*

Dear Ballu Papa,

I know you don't like me and never wanted me to come in this world in the first place, and even now the moment you would discover about my existence on this earth against your will, you will give your everything to get me a one way ticket to Heaven. I know you could nvr be a good papa. But still You Are My Papa. So before you turn into "Mere khoon ka Pyaasa" pls do your daughter a favor. Apne Damad RK ko chum-chum kar usse itna irritate karo ke woh saare test-west bhool jaye aur paao pakad kar mujhse kahe "Biwi main kasam kha ke kehta hoon main zindagi baar tumhara test nahi loonga, tumse bahut pyaar karonga, roz tumhare haath ka aur tumhare haath se khaunga, tumhare saath bed par bina cushions ke sounga aur tumhare saath SR manaonga. Bas apne papa se kaho mujhe choomna band karde. Uske badle Biwi main tumhe rooz Chumma karonga". Nxt Deepali par line maro aur usse itna sunao ke usse uski aukat yaad aa jaye. Iss janam ki hi nahi balki pechle 7 janam ki bhi. Aur Deepali se "Fevicol se" gaane par item number bhi karvana. Usse itna nachana, itna nachana ke agle 10 yrs tak usmein stairs chad kar humare kamre mein aane ka stamina hi na bache. Nxt apni badi beti Trishna ke kaan pakad ke keecho aur iss baar uske sar par Apple ki jagah Strawberry rakh kar target practise karna. Agar Dido se target practise karke mann na bare toh Deepali ko bhi use karlo "Target Practise" ke liye aur uske sar par Cherry rakh ke practise karna. Aur haan Motihari jaate waqt main aapko Bhatia Sr. aur Bhatia Jr. gift wrap kar ke de dongi. Dono se ghaddo ki tarah kaam karvana aur free time mein baap-bete ki tu-tu main-main se apna entertainment karna.

Your Daughter
Madhu-Baalaa

LMAO🤣🤣

🤣I seriously love you for this. But add this,

@Ranitha. Teri post toh mujhse bhi jyada daasu hai. Loved it.

@Manonids, Mrs.ZSk, Shahishti, Rohiddfan, Stressrelief.. Thank you so very much for liking my blunt and stupid post and laughing on it and for praising me.

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This was awesome!

"Usse itna nachana, itna nachana ke agle 10 yrs tak usmein stairs chad kar humare kamre mein aane ka stamina hi na bache"😆

If ballu papa can't do anything,atleast do the the above deepali part...!


"Biwi main kasam kha ke kehta hoon main zindagi baar tumhara test nahi loonga, tumse bahut pyaar karonga, roz tumhare haath ka aur tumhare haath se khaunga, tumhare saath bed par bina cushions ke sounga aur tumhare saath SR manaonga. Bas apne papa se kaho mujhe choomna band karde. Uske badle Biwi main tumhe rooz Chumma karonga".🤣

Loved it <3

rs12345. Thank you.

Aswathy. Yup Ballu Papa Deepali ko Sholay ki Basanti ki tarah nachaye. Aur kahe "Jab tak tere pair chalenge tab tak tu fit rahegi, idar tere pair ruke, Hum tumko tumhari dear plumpy sasuma ki bani spl. sargi tus-tus kar khilayenge. Ab tum decide karo fit hona hai ya fat. Decision tumhara, arrangement humara."