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Dear Forumites,
Yesterday's episode when Ashu gave our Nidhi a royal ignore set me thinking.
Quite a few episodes ago (I think decades ago) there was a character called Suhasini who gave her pyaari Nanand lessons on how to deal with Mards. It's high time Nidhi also got those lessons, on thiriya charithra...the basics of those lesson are mainly three.
1. Silence: this works best if the wife is a bubbly talkative person. Nidhi can stop talking to Ashu who will immediately notice that something is amiss. Phir manana, etc etc etc can commence. Other examples in this category include hungerstrike or kitchen strike or even bedroom strike as the case may be.
2. Overactivity: the wife can be bubbly cheerful to others, right in the presence of the hubby. This track intends to set off a jealousy (alternating with concern) spark. Overspending (Rs 1 lakh & above in a single day ...) comes in this category. Pretending or faking an illness also can be labelled in this category.
3. Hydro-power: there is a secretion from a tiny gland located in the upper eyelid, which produces copious secretions called tears, which serve as a brahmastra of the woman. Believe me, no man in this world (not even DD) can stand that weapon. If deficiency is observed then external supplements like glycerin OR onion etc can be used, but the effectivity remains the same. The basic intention is to boost the male ego and give an impression of a damsel in distress...
So friends, what do you think? can Nidhi use these things to wean her hubby off from his one-time guru DD?
Please contribute generously...whackier responses are preferred.
Ishaani
Cricket
