why?

Lolz my friend sent me this, so i thought id share..

*Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

*Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

*Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

*Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

*Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

*Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

*Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

*Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

*Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

*If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

*Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

*Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

*Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

*How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

*When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Lmaooooooooo Tarzan jungle me rehkar bhi shave kar tahe! Kitna civilized hai! 😆
Thanks for sharing Di!! 😃

Originally posted by: aishah

*Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? "Only at Mattress Giant....ooo aaa!"😆

*Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 😳😳😳...Guilty!😆...when my tumtum's rumblin, I can't think straight man!😆

*Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Hahaha...I've done both of those things!😳😆

*Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

*How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? I always wonder about that!🤔😕

*When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" LOL! Most of the time, I'm ramming the cart into the back of my sis's feet lol, and SHE chewwwwws me out!😆 I feel bad though, orrrr DO I??😉😈😆

*Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over? I'll have to ask my sis about that one! She's more experienced in that area of expertise😉😆

wowwww! thanxx for sharing this...was awesome to read! 😛

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always have something good to laugh abt
aishah suri
good u made me laugh now

i specially agree with the vacuum cleaner thingy..i think it got to do with some sort of human ego where i think i am the master the cleaner my slave and it has to pick up that piece of string on the carpet no matter how or what.. 😆

Aishah ............... 👏 👏

thank for sharing ............... 😆

Why we still dream when we know facts remain facts always?

Its a nice one really. 😃

😆 Lolz see i dnt just defend mona 😛 ..glad i made u laugh! 😊 ..

Lolzzzz...."If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"
It's enough to make Darwin spin in his grave! 😆

Originally posted by: blyton

Lolzzzz...."If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?"
It's enough to make Darwin spin in his grave! 😆

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