New SS ~ In Love With My Wife~Thread 2 Pg 1 - Page 32

• hehehe I loved Annie's double meaning talk 😛 LoLz bachoo k dimag bigaad die hai in logo ne

  OMG OMG OMG OMG ...ooo God!! U dont have slight of idea what all I have done to control my laughter even than got caught by mum 😛 LoLz I was reading it on pretext saying mum ''maa I am just going for last minute prep just a while!!'' LoLz n I ended up breaking into laughter at that 'chalie ji guttar goo karte hai'' LoLzzz i soo had those deadly glare mumma wont leave me now 😛 jeeezzz!!

  Hushhh yeh bhut to bahut bada despo nikli 😛 LoLz kitna gottar goo kar sakti thi 😛 hehehehe willia k pita ji 😛 romeo ji 😛 mandakini 😛 willian behan 😛 chotu 😛 haieee maa mere Maan ka to band baja bajaa dia I dont know baraat k baad Maan Singh Khurana ko din main kitne chand dikhaayegi yeh bhutni 😛 shhheesshh super duper hilarious it was just loved it to bits U know!! N specially MSK daring from bhutni 😛 😛 😛 😛 jab pata chalega this bhutni is gnna bcum his ardhanginini 😛 jeewan sangini 😛 *pata ni kya kya 😛 abhi hasne do* tab kya hoga 😛 OMG...hanuman chalisa yaad dilaa di Maan ko 😛

  hehehehe end was super duper exciting ab kya hoga Ms Banda :p😛 MSK will eat u up raw 😛

Part 5

Geet: Hi Thurana ji.. how was your last night sleep.. I mean did you have a sound sleep.

Maan: Haan Geet ji.. it was just amazing. I never had such a good sleep back at home.

Geet just stared at him trying to digest his words.

Maan: Kha kho gayi.. Geet ji.. you know.. I even told Dadima tat I never had such a sound sleep and my dreams were just beautiful.

Geet: Dreams.. wat dreams….

Maan: Ohh.. don't worry those dreams are censored Geet ji.. you know boyish type dreams..

Geet: ohhh… (Self Talk) Babaji why is he so formal. I mean from Banda to Geet ji aur uski needh.. yeh kaise ho saktha hain. I mean I put tat Kujliwala powder na.. so how can he get so good sleep.

Maan looked at Geet and smirked seeing her various expressions coming on her face. He mentally patted himself to be so formal.

Maan (ST): Banda.. yeh tho sirf shuruvat hain. you have a long way to go.. 5 Days and I will make your life hell tat you will never forget Maan Singh Khuranna.

Maan: Geet ji.. where are you lost. Kuch baat hain kya. Needh puri nahi hui.. ya koi bhoot dekha.

Geet: bhooot haan.. no.. I mean. Was just thinking tat how this Mr. Thurana changed overnight.

Maan: Ohh.. don't get confuse. I just came to know tat we should add ji when we call girls in villages… you know small illiterate village people.

Geet: Illiterate.. mind you Mr. Thuranna.. no one is illiterate here.

Maan: why so hyper I was just joking. Its just m giving you respect. By saying Geet ji.. After all we are relatives na..

Geet: hmmm..

Maan smiled at her while Geet was still confused with his strange behaviour.

Geet (ST): Babaji.. main keh rahi hoon.. agar ish Thuranna ne kuch kiya na tho main iski yahi shaadi karva dungi aur woh bhi humari woh chudail Rampyari hain na.. ushe..

Maan (ST): Ab dekhna Banda.. tumara kya haal kar deth hoon. Madankini.. Romeo…. William ab dekho kya hota hain.

Both smiled at each other while Dadima and Yash smirked seeing them getting together. (poor yaar.. pata nahi yeh dono ek dusre ki jaan lene wale hain)

Geet: Dadima.. opps sorry.. can I call you Dadima.

Dadima came forward blessing her.

Dadima: haan Beta.. you can after all you are my hone wali..

Maan: honewali.. kya Dadima..

Dadima: Honewali Bahu ki behan Maan. you na..

Maan: hmmm..

Geet: Dadima.. as the rituals will start tomorrow Darji has asked me to inform you tat if you want to go out and do some small shopping than you can inform him. woh kya hain na yaha jyada kuch nahi milta but wat ever we get is just priceless.

Dadima: Kuch lena tho hain.. but not me.. Maan..

Maan: haan Dadima.. wats up.

Dadima: Geet beta.. Actually I forgot to pack some traditional clothes for Maan and he cant attend all the rituals in his suits or jeans na.. so can you take him for some good shopping.

Maan-Geet: wat.. iske saath. No ways Dadima…

Dadima gave a look to Yash to support her.

Yash: Maan…. there's no other way and I don't want you to flaunt your biceps with those tight shirts of yours and Geet beta.. I would be really happy if you do help him for some quality shopping.. woh kya hain na he is very bad in such traditional shopping.

Geet: Par.. uncle.. how can i.. I mean.. I have to help Maa and Di na..

Dadima: Don't worry about tat Beta. I will speak to them.. but please don't say no. I don't want people to laugh at him.. see its village and we have to go according to it.

Geet: hmm Dadima.. but can Annie accompany her. Actually, Di was saying tat she wanted to shop some Salwaar suits from here.

Dadima: bilkul Beta.. waise bhi I cant send you alone with this Hitler na..

Maan: Madhubala.. enough.. Agar phir se Hitler Kaha tho main sach main yaha say chala jjaaunga..

Dadima: Haan.. chale Jana.. par Dev Ki shaadi ke baad and yours..

Yash: Maa.. bahut hua.. ab chale.. humne Darji se bhi kuch baat karni hain.

Dadima: Maan.. don't argue with our Sweet Geet.. aur geet agar ish nalayak ne jyada pareshan kiya na than you can tell me..

Geet: Bilkul Dadima.. how can I leave this great opportunity.

Maan(ST): great opportunity… ab dekhna yeh shopping kaise hoti hain.. tumhe agar Nani yaad nahi dilayi na tho mera naam Maan Singh Khuranna nahi.

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Geet was getting fed up with his nakra's as it had been 2 hours since they were in one shop while the great MSK would just make her to run from one corner to the other.

Maan: come on Geet ji.. you promised Dadima tat you will help me in shopping.

Geet: shopping.. yeh aapki shopping hain Thuranna.. even girls don't take so much of time. Annie.. how do you manage with this brother of yours.

Annie: Geet.. as far as shopping for him is concerned than m sorry I cant help you. Its not in my hand to help my dear Bhai and anyways its you who promised Dadima tat you will do his shopping.. chalo me going now.. I need to finish mine..

Geet: Annie.. rukh.. Annie ki bachi.. you all thuranna's are the same..

Annie: Koi baat nahi.. kuch hi din mein tu bhi Thuranna hogi..

Geet: wat…

Annie: Opps nothing.. Your Di will be one of us.. so you need to get going with us.. bye.. Bhai..

Annie winked at Maan while he smiled at her.

Maan: Geet ji.. agar aapki baat khatam hui.. than shall we continue our work.

Geet : hmmm.. just let me finish this than I will show you wats real shopping is.

Geet reached near the counter and said.

Geet: Bhaiji.. can you show me some nice sexy kurta for this ever sexy Maan Singh Khuranna..

Sales man: sexy kurta.. yeh kya hota hain..

Geet: Ohh.. don't you know… those big neck…. Exposing wale.. kya hain na.. yeh sheyari babu hain.. so he would like to show his body shody na.. hayye.. humari gaon ki ladkiyaa.. tho flat ho jayegi.. jaldi dijiye na.. yeh sab nahi pasand unhe..

Maan: Haan.. bhaiji.. give me some sexy kurta's.. so tat I can show off my chest.. after all aisa nazara phir kaha dekhne milega ish Banda ko.. opps sorry Geet ji ko..

Geet: Wat…

Maan: Haan.. did not you say tat sexy Kurta's are for exposing.. but why do you talk round and round.. seedhe point pe aaona.. tat you want to drool over my sexy body…

Geet just gapes at him while Maan slowly nears his mouth at her ear and says smirking.

Maan: Wasn't it good.. I mean… my sexy bare body… to drool.. you know.. girls back at Delhi.. they just go ga-ga over me.. after all m so sexy and hot na..

Geet was getting affected with his closeness and his voice was giving her Goosebumps. She just pushed him before she could go insane. Since the time she had seen him bare (lol gakat mat samjhna woh terrace ep dekha than a in tracks) she was going insane with his bare images.

Maan: Kya hua.. m I right or not.. or is it tat you are imagining me with those sexy exposing Kurta's.

Geet : Drool Kare meri jhooti.. Geet Handa. does not require any aira gera dhole shole man to drool over aur waise bhi tum tho Thuranna ho.. Not my type..

Maan: Acha hain.. warna.. I had to be careful while wearing this sexy Kurta.. kya pata tum mere upar hi thoot padti.

Geet:ohh gosh.. babaji.. kaha fasa di mujhe.. Bhai ji.. agar aapke shop mein aise kurta's hain tho. Just give it. let him try..

The salesman hands over some kurta's to Maan which makes him smirk. Geet ask him to try them while Maan hand already planned his next move.

Maan(ST): hmm.. chalo.. ab tho ish Kurte ka sahara lena hain.. Kya hain na.. Mandakini.. aapka Romeo aapka wait kar raa hain. gooter goo karne..

Maan went into the trial room that was just a small cabinet. He smirked seeing it and removed his shirt and letting his bare chest to expose. He pulled the kurta over his head which got stuck as he wanted. He waited for some time and screamed for Geet.

Maan: Geet ji.. ohh Geet ji.. dekhye na.. yeh aapka sexy Kurta.. its not getting down my head.

Geet: pull it down.. I think you can manage it with your strength.

Maan: Geet ji.. please na.. its not..i need you help.

Geet: wat. Are you out of your mind Thuranna.. don't expect me to come inside and help you.

Maan: Chodeye.. hum aise hi bahar aate hain.. wats say..

Geet: hmmm.. wat… oye Thuranna.. yeh aapka Delhi nahi hain.. tat you will come out.. wait a minute.. I will send someone..

Geet looked here and there but could not find anyone for help. She slowly made her way and knocked at the door, which opened, with her slight pressure.

Maan smirked seeing her while he started to pull the kurta..

Maan: Geet ji.. dekhye na.. its so tight.

Geet tried pulling it down put it was not. she put a pressure but still it was not.

Maan: wat the hell is this Geet ji.. if you don't want to help than tell na.. why are you puling it.. after all aapka sexy Kurta hain.

Geet: Sexy Kurta... dekho Mr. Thuranna.. don't shout at me. Or else. I will leave right now.

Maan: than fine go..

Geet got angry and left the cabinet and asked the salesman to give a size bigger.

Maan: Itni badi size.. do you think tat m a elephant tat you bring this size.

Maan: So sweet.. I liked it.. but kya hain na.. tum bhi koi phool nahi ho.. had a experience yesterday Ms. Hyppo.

Geet: Thuranna.. Bahut ho raha hain.. just finish off your shopping now.

Maan: Geet ji.. how can I. remember dadima said tat I don't know to shop.. chalo.. help me out now.

Geet: help you.. do you know since last 4 hours we are here doing your shopping.

Maan:Than its not my problem.. you are not good in your work.

Geet: ohh really.. Thuranna..

Maan: Geet ji.. ek baat kahu.. you know Thuranna sounds so good from your lips but Banda sounds more better from mine. ab chalo.. do my shopping.

Geet once again sees some Kurta for him while Maan got busy with his new mobile, which he had asked urgently to be delivered.

Geet: Maan… ( omg Maan.. Maan kit ho nikal padi) Suniye na..

Maan: haan Geet ji.. (he smiled)

Geet : You know wat.. I think we should stop shopping here. Kya hain na looks like the Kurta which you are searching is not here.

Maan: no geet ji… I know we can.. you just have to try a bit harder. Woh I have to wear it for tomorrow's pooja na.. see its yours Di''s and my Bhai's wedding.. so how can I miss it.. please na.

Maan requested her making a puppy face while Geet just pouted and started her work again. It was yet another one hour but still Maan was nowhere getting out from there. He continued bugging her all over while Geet sat down finally being exhausted. Maan smirked and instantly called Annie back.

Annie: Omg Geet.. wats wrong with you.

Maan: Nothing Annie.. you know.. Geet is just superb. Kya shopping and choice hain. I must say Banda.. you are too good.

Annie: so you done bhai..

Maan: Haan Annie.. here is my shopping.. my sexy Kurta's.

Geet eyes widen seeing the shopping bags in his hand. She at once ran to him

Maan: Nice to shop with you Ms. Banda.. Hyppo..

Geet: you… how dare you.. you just wasted my hours here.

Maan; Did I… par jaha tak main jantha hoon you never asked me did I finish shopping or not.

Geet: wat do you mean.

Maan: Nothing Ms. Gawar.. you need brains to deal with Maan Singh Khuranna. Lets go Annie.. Everyone will be waiting for us.. can we go Ms. Banda.

Maan walked with Annie while Geet just looked at them with anger. She was burning with anger seeing tat he made ollu out of her for so long.

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Dev: Maan.. its not good.

Maan: Bhai.. it was far better than wat she did aur waise bhi this is just the start.

Annie: poor she.. you had to see her face De Bhai.. I really feel pity on her. I mean Maan Bhai just made her to run from one corner to another for hours jab ki inki shopping mein 10 minutes bhi nahi lage.

Dev: Maan.. aren't you behaving lie a kid.

Maan: Than wat was about Mandakini.. Romeo and William Bhai and tat Kujli powder. Do you even realize maine raat kaise kati,

Dev and Annie muffled their laughter as they remembered the morning when Maan narrated them the whole story.

Dev: but Maan.. isn't she a girl.

Maan: girl.. abhi tho.. bahut kuch baki hain Bhai..

Annie: come on Maan Bhai.. get going with you plan.. Tat Banda.. truly scared the great business tycoon Maan Singh Khuarnna.. uski itni himmat.. ab pata chalega ki MSK se panga lena aasan nahi.

Maan: Yup.. Annie.. me ready for tomorrow.. uski tho pungi baja dunga main kal.

Dev: Kya karne wale ho.

Maan: kuch nahi.. sirf kuch Maandakini.. Romeo… gooter goo..

Dev: Wat… Maan…you are not doing anything like tat.

Maan: Come on Bhai.. hum dulhe wale hain.. kuch tho haq banta hain na aapki saali par..

Precap: Yeh hain Romeo.. and Romeo this is your Mandakini…and Mandakini this is William..aap dono ka beta. Ab chalo. Gooter goo karo.. William ko choti behan jo dena hain.. hain na Ms. Banda..

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