We've run out of ideas. ( Our writers have moved on to other shows, now we have none left.)
We want you to give us a story/track. ( You guys are the perfect pawns who do all our biddings, FOR FREE.)
You all are hormonal people in a mid-life crisis. (This show was meant for homonal people in a mid-life crisis who don't use their grey matter.)
We don't want feedback only story ideas. ( We know we suck, and we aren't interested enough to change that status.)
IPK is my baby.( For che mahine only based on a contract, as with everything that concerns us.)
Please watch our new show. ( Please stop watching IPK. )
We can't give 20 minutes of romance. ( or 20 minutes of anything actually.)
We'll tell if the actor is quitting in 11/14/40/45 days. ( We asked him to quit so we have a reason to shut this ship wreck down. Alas the actor is too nice. )
We support random XYZEE news reporters. (We have shitty PR as it is, might as well suck up to the media.)
To err is human. (We're going to phuck up. A lot. Deal with it. )
Don't talk to strangers is the lesson we've learnt. ( But when we do we're going to have a verbal
diarrhea)
Dekna hai tho deko. ( The greatest advice we can ever give to our viewers. )
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Oh 4lions, my weekends will be ever so dull without your weekly phuck ups.
-RC