Pre-Cap-Day21 (Kissa Vrijesh Ke Shikaari Daddu Ka)

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IKKEESWA DIN SUBAHA 11.15 BAJE:

BIG BOSS : Yahaan Vrijesh Aseem ko apne Dada Ji ke bare mein bata rahe hain aur Aseem kisi chhote bacche ke tarah, aankhein badi-badi karke, Vrijesh ke Dada Ji ka kissa sun rahe hain!

(As Aseem gets excited, imagine dialogue exchange at rapid fire rate...non stop--------PLEASE READ VERY FAST!!!)!😛

VRIJESH: Humaare Daddu---Bade ghazab ke Shikaari thhe---🤓

ASEEM (Wide eyed,excited): Acchha?😲

VRIJESH: Aur kya? ------Sher-Sherni, Bhaaloo-Bhaalooni, Hiran-Hiraniya, Tendua-Mrs. Tendua--------------sab ke peechhe jaate thhe Daddu!😉

ASEEM (very excited-pleading): Koi Sikaar ka kissa sunaaiye na Virjess bhaiyaa!-------------Sunaaiye na Sikaar ka kissa? 😲

VRIJESH: Ek din ki, baat, Daddu jungle mein---aankhein uthaayi, toh kaa dekhte hain----------------KI SAAMNE EK KHOONKHAAR SHER!

ASEEM (Panic in eyes): Acchha! Sher?? Phir?😲

VRIJESH: Phir kaa? ----------Dono taangein neeche kar ke baith gaya---

ASEEM (Excited): Kaun Sher?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA--- PAAGAL!-------Phir dono aankhein ek dum gusse se laal---😡

ASEEM: Kaun ki? Dadda ki?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI--- PAAGAL---------Phir dheere se dunaali bandook uthaayi---🤔

ASEEM (Gasping for breath): Kaun ne? Sher ne?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA NE -----PAAGAL----Phir dheere se daayan payr (foot) aage badhaya---🤪

ASEEM (Scared & Huffing): Kaun ne Dadda ne?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER NE----- PAAGAL--------Phir poonchh ek dum tan gayi---

ASEEM (eyes popping out now): Kaun ki Dadda ki?🤓

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI----- PAAGAL! --------------Bandook Fire karne ke liye poori tarah tayyar----😡

ASEEM (bulged out, scared eyes): Kaun Sher?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA----- PAAGAL!-------Phir lagaayi ek zordaar, khatarnaak chhalaang!🤓

ASEEM(Dead scared & heart pounding): Kaun ne? Dadda ne?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER NE----- PAAGAL!

ASEEM: Phir? Phir? Oh God----Phir kya hua? Kya hua Virjess bhaiyya? Phir Kya hua? 😲

VRIJESH (Pagloo roll of eyes): 😔Phir kyaaa? (Smacks tongue against upper mouth to come up with TOKKK sound)-------Phir kyaaa??😔

ASEEM: Arey phir kya hua?------kya hua phir?------- Sher ne chhalaang lagayi, uske baad??😲😲😲

VRIJESH: Phir kyaa? -------Arey Phir Kyaa? 🤔------Rabad (Rubber) ka Sher thode hi naa thha!----- (TOKKK) ------Sacchi-Mucchi ka Sher thha-------PHAAD KE RAKH DIYA HUMRE DADDA KO! 😡-----------------TUKDE TUKDE KAR DIYE UNKE!--------BAAT KARTA HAI------😡 (TOKKK) 🤓

😵😵😵😵Aseem faints!😵😵😵

Originally posted by: cruiser51

VRIJESH: Phir kaa? Dono taangein neeche kar ke baith gaya---

ASEEM (Excited): Kaun Sher?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA PAAGAL!-------Phir dono aankhein ek dum gusse se laal---😡

ASEEM: Kaun ki? Dadda ki?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI PAAGAL---------Phir dheere se dunaali bandook uthaayi---🤔

ASEEM (Gasping for breath): Kaun ne? Sher ne?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA NE PAAGAL----Phir dheere se daayan payr (foot) aage badhaya---🤪

ASEEM (Scared & Huffing): Kaun ne Sher ne?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA NE PAAGAL--------Phir poonchh ek dum tan gayi---

ASEEM (eyes popping out now): Kaun ki Dadda ki?🤓

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI PAAGAL! --------------Bandook Fire karne ke liye poori tarah tayyar----😡

ASEEM (bulged out, scared eyes): Kaun Sher?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA PAAGAL!-------Zor se lagaayi khatarnaak chhalaang!🤓

ASEEM(Dead scared & heart pounding): Kaun ne? Dadda ne?

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER NE PAAGAL!

ASEEM: Phir? Phir? Oh God----Phir kya hua? Kya hua Virjess bhaiyya? Phir Kya hua?

VRIJESH (Pagloo roll of eyes): 😔Phir kyaaa? (Smacks tongue against upper mouth to come up with TOKKK sound)-------Phir kyaaa??😔

ASEEM: Arey phir kya hua?------kya hua phir?------- Sher ne chhalaang lagayi, uske baad??😲😲😲

VRIJESH: Phir kyaa? Arey Phir Kyaa? 🤔Rabad (Rubber) ka Sher thode hi naa thha!----- (TOKKK) ------Sacchi-Mucchi ka Sher thha-------PHAAD KE RAKH DIYA HUMRE DADDA KO! ---TUKDE TUKDE KAR DIYE UNKE!---------------------------(TOKKK) 🤓

Aseem faints!😵

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

🤣🤣🤣 its awesome

Originally posted by: nishu786

Hilarious post...😆 😆

Hahahaha...poor Aseem...why d hell do all of dem fool my Aseem(i knw its jst a post)...🤣🤣🤣🤣

loved it bhai...u chose d correct housemates for dis post...👍🏼

Btw i luv dat avi in ur signature box...its very cute...😊

Originally posted by: cruiser51

VRIJESH: Aur kya? ------Sher-Sherni, Bhaaloo-Bhaalooni, Hiran-Hiraniya, Tendua-Mrs. Tendua'sab ke peechhe jaate thhe Daddu!😉

ASEEM (very excited): Koi Sikaar ka kissa sunaaiye na Virjess bhaiyaa!'Sunaaiye na Sikaar ka kissa?😲

VRIJESH: Ek din ki, baat, Daddu jungle mein---aankhein uthaayi, toh kaa dekhte hain'KI SAAMNE EK SHER!

ASEEM (Panic in eyes): Acchha! Phir?😲

VRIJESH: Phir kaa? Dono taangein neeche kar ke baith gaya---

ASEEM (Excited): Kaun Sher?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA PAAGAL!-------Phir dono aankhein ek dum gusse se laal---😡

ASEEM: Kaun ki? Dadda ki?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI PAAGAL---------Phir dheere se dunaali bandook uthaayi---🤔

ASEEM (Gasping for breath): Kaun ne? Sher ne?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA NE PAAGAL----Phir dheere se daayan payr (foot) aage badhaya---🤪

ASEEM (Scared & Huffing): Kaun ne Sher ne?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA NE PAAGAL--------Phir poonchh ek dum tan gayi---

ASEEM (eyes popping out now): Kaun ki Dadda ki?🤓

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER KI PAAGAL! --------------Bandook Fire karne ke liye poori tarah tayyar----😡

ASEEM (bulged out, scared eyes): Kaun Sher?😲

VRIJESH: NAHEEN DADDA PAAGAL!-------Zor se lagaayi khatarnaak chhalaang!🤓

ASEEM(Dead scared & heart pounding): Kaun ne? Dadda ne?

VRIJESH: NAHEEN SHER NE PAAGAL!

ASEEM: Phir? Phir? Oh God----Phir kya hua? Kya hua Virjess bhaiyya? Phir Kya hua?

VRIJESH (Pagloo roll of eyes): 😔Phir kyaaa? (Smacks tongue against upper mouth to come up with TOKKK sound)-------Phir kyaaa??😔

ASEEM: Arey phir kya hua?------kya hua phir?------- Sher ne chhalaang lagayi, uske baad??😲😲😲

VRIJESH: Phir kyaa? Arey Phir Kyaa? 🤔Rabad (Rubber) ka Sher thode hi naa thha!----- (TOKKK) ------Sacchi-Mucchi ka Sher thha-------PHAAD KE RAKH DIYA HUMRE DADDA KO! -----------------TUKDE TUKDE KAR DIYE UNKE!--------BAAT KARTA HAI------😒 (TOKKK) 🤓

Aseem faints!😵