FQnama: Bloodplay galore - Page 3

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam

St Mangos

We open with RK thrashing on his pillow, with his biwi caressing his brow. His hair shows remarkable buoyancy for someone who's been through the gates of hell. They must have a beauty salon with an express service just like St Mangos, I guess.

Hmmm well RK has a naturally buoyant personality sooo... Missed this and quite a bit of the start unfortunately.

Madhu continues to take advantage of her tossing husband

Yay Madhu! You go girl!!

until he wakes up, sees her face and pushes her away.Then he tries to get up, she dissuades him and he collapses once again while holding her bangle-clad wrist. The One ring that binds them all has returned. Sigh. Eveil Vahbiz! Even so, that hypnosis is really working, Madhubala. Be sure to pass me the link to the website, pls.

Morning.

Bittu has just returned after performing a sultry cabaret in a black polka-dotted see-through shirt. Everybody from Azzedine Alaia to Zac Posen commit collective harakiri because no fashion moment can ever top this. Ever.

Wah wah! 👏

Bittu is reassured by a passing doctor that his chief is all better now.

Madhu, who has now changed, enters RK's room to find that he has regained consciousness. Let us not ask why he was left alone during all this. She goes all filmy on him, making fun of his filmy recovery. She shows him the bouquets and cards and gifts from his fans and the newspaper headlines. And it is all true. The whole room is littered with flowers, including all the medical equipment. Because who needs the videshi machines when they have their very own sati mata Madhubala on call? In fact, who needs hospitals when we have temples?

...Yes what was that for? Heartiness before breakfast (and for a few hours after) is completely off-putting...

RK is unmoved by Madhu's impersonation of Geet. He insists on finding out what happened the previous night. His hair looks limp and lifeless. (Missing that vim that near death gives you? Visit Satan Sassoon! Or Tartarus and Charon! Hair-raising since, well, forever! We redefine hair's breadth!)

In that case, suggest RK gets a hotline to them...

RK asks: Biwi did you cross the pillow-rekha? Biwi denies taking advantage of his unconscious state. She says that he slept soundly, as did she. But once again the autosuggestion kicks in and RK grabs her wrist! This stuff is good! He discovers that the texture is all wrong... Where are the clanky bangles of a karvachauth karan johar extravaganza? He collapses. Madhu escapes, gales of wind blow. It must be all that air the ventilator was pumping yesterday escaping all at once. Or Vader's starship attaining warp speed.

But none of this matters because MB IS IN LURVELY LURVELY LUUURVE!!!!!We know this because a new patented love song plays as she gazes at hot hubby through the porthole in the door.

...with much longing and tears...whyfor tears any idea?

And then her mum appears. With more prasad. Oh. Dear. GOD!!!! Stop this please. She too wants to devify MB. But MB plays devil's advocate and posits that it may be said that she is the cause of Rk's emergency appointment with the hair dressers of hell's gate.

Deeplali, Bittuji and Radhaji appear. Radhaji starts sobbing at the sight of her son's limp hair. REally, quality hair care is so hard to get! Radhaji wants to devify MB too. They should just hand MB the plaque and be done with it. Honestly!

M says that she doesn't really want RK to know that her platelets have been cuddling with his all night long. Deeplali overhears this and as our first major CCC of the episode ( clunky clunkiness of clunkdonia) strikes and the doctors calls MB, Bittuji and Radhaji to discuss RK's recovery, D plotifies.

And CCC attacks again as she steals some supplies from a convenient medical trolley.

Lost all patience with Madhu's sudden attack of discretion...You hang back like this girl, and you ain't going nowhere...

D enters RK's room and wakes him. It's a shame Vader has left, or else there would have been a mind choke right about now.

RK tries to prevent D from assaulting him.

Dips' behaviour is getting quite distasteful. Someone send her down for assault/stalking/harassment...

And gets in more zingers than Obama v Romney today. I love me some acerbic RK. His wit is completely unhurt by the passage through the unknown, you will be pleased to know. VD played this deadpan and low energy. Well done, VD. Let me lick, I mean, LIKE you. Damn these sapient typos!

No, no, more power to your slipping fingertips...😉

D displays some quality bad histrionics and says that it is she who gave her blood to RK! RK ponders. And remembers that D's blood group is entirely different to his.

Does he? Oh the astute man! I shall watch properly. Quite glad that Dipz took credit - and let it be a lesson to MB.

precap

Looks a right good one! RK confesses his affair with Deeplali to MB. Expect a grade A bitch-slapping, RK style. I lllike it!

Ohh yuss, yuss, yuss!

As usual, throughly enjoyed your review and your writing. Glad to have you back, girl.

Your FQnama made my day.. Otherwise for me, today's episode was not worth spending time on.. Are you guys happy with today's episode? I didnt like it! I skipped most of it.. Most of the characters is starting to irritate me.. Have got to used to watching the show, so dont want to stop it..

RK back with his seizures.. For some reason it irritated me yesterday and also today.. Honestly tell me, did you guys enjoy it?

FQ, never thought you would mention re. pillows in your post. I loved the reference..

That Deeplali is such a wonderful actor.. I so wanted to slap her today.. Somebody please do something about her before I lose my control.. She is reduced to a typical vamp.. There is no other dimension to her character..

Everyone loves your typos, so keep them coming..

You made Madhu Sati today.. Dont know anything abt Sati.. Have to read up on her..

re. colelcting all your FQnamas.. Start a blog.. Thats easy.. Once you are done, place the link to your blog in your post.. Anyone who wants to refer to it and easily do that.. It is placed chronologically.. I made mine.. SD is making her's now..

Originally posted by: bhakti2

OMG!! Too good! And, thank god, acerbic, too, as there are times watching this show (why, oh why can't I look away - it's like the sirens and I'm lashed to the mast) when I am seriously in danger of getting cavities just by not rinsing and spitting after key scenes.

Btw - totally agree with you on the ishq ki havaaein. There should maybe be a term for this (unless you have already made one, in which case please forgive as I have yet to go back and get fully steeped in the knowledge - but I will! Pakka) maybe - the Winds of Love or some such. It keeps looking like the techs on the IPKKND set have left the fans on during break and the desire-laden breezes are wafting their way from one set to the next. What would happen if you got caught downwind? Haiii...

Also, why is it that characters always insist on key and practical bits of knowledge being obscured? If RK knew that Madhu gave the blood, what would he do, cut the vein and give it back just to be obstinate? I know it's a plot device (enter, to appropriate your term, the V V from Vshire) - but still. Remember when Geet wouldn't let Dev tell about the blood? Is this a symbolic thing, like - if I knew I had your blood I'd be beholden to you down to the mitochondrial level until the end of time (or the Divali epi, or whatever) Poor Drashti is lost in a conspiracy of sinister blood donation. Jeez - kinda weird.

Thanks again - your posts just lift the day!😊

Originally posted by: 0-SD-0

Okay things that made me laugh out in this FQnama thread.

FQ- you lifted my spirits. That was in the noon time. The second read told me I did not miss anything. And instead I wanted to mention...Did you notice Padmini's shortened Mangal sutra ? She lost her long one, so she got this new one.

Doves - your take made me smile. 😆

RP - your googling exercises made me chuckle. 😛 I too then went and googled for that boutique/designer names that come around Bittuji. 😆

Tvbug2011 - your highlighted words from FQ's post, match mine. 😃

Bhakti - FQ - Gales of love and all and the new Name CUPID FARTS 🤣 🤣 Cheee (Hindi waala - Yuck!!!!!)

And lastly my Peach looking like this☺️ - I just started laughing reading her take. It was the best one. Peach was pouty peach today. Peach go read mine on R&V Respite thread ...page 1. And lovely you suggested blog to FQ. She is lazy one. She will not do it. So I was thinking we can add up links one place and give it to her. She can use the subsequent post of her first post for the archive one. Let's see if you got what I said and what she will say

Originally posted by: applenpeaches

Your FQnama made my day.. Otherwise for me, today's episode was not worth spending time on.. Are you guys happy with today's episode? I didnt like it! I skipped most of it.. Most of the characters is starting to irritate me.. Have got to used to watching the show, so dont want to stop it..

RK back with his seizures.. For some reason it irritated me yesterday and also today.. Honestly tell me, did you guys enjoy it?

FQ, never thought you would mention re. pillows in your post. I loved the reference..

That Deeplali is such a wonderful actor.. I so wanted to slap her today.. Somebody please do something about her before I lose my control.. She is reduced to a typical vamp.. There is no other dimension to her character..

Everyone loves your typos, so keep them coming..

You made Madhu Sati today.. Dont know anything abt Sati.. Have to read up on her..

re. colelcting all your FQnamas.. Start a blog.. Thats easy.. Once you are done, place the link to your blog in your post.. Anyone who wants to refer to it and easily do that.. It is placed chronologically.. I made mine.. SD is making her's now..

@SD: there was no nekkid man to ogle: Where you at the office when you watched? Hmm. I thought so..

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam

Whyfore?