Honeymoon tips for Arjun

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Take Ovi to Cape Town. Hire a taxi driver to take you to a restuarant in the worst township in South Africa on the one day in the week that it is closed. Have him arrange for you & Ovi to be hijacked. The hijackers throw you out and take Ovi with them. They intend to hold her for ransom, but she's so ugly when she cries 😭 😭 and she irritates😒 the daylights out of her so they take her to a game park and leave her there. She gets eaten up by a lion who hadn't been fed by its owners for two week. 😡

In the alternative: She's mistaken for a rhino poacher and shot dead on sight.🤢 (We love our rhinos. Please help us save them.)

And another alternative: The rhino's have had enough of humans who, to prevent them from being poached, have filed their horns down. They see her, and gorge her with their stumped horns. (We have informed the rhinos of her truly insensitive act of asking Purvi to help her get Arjun to love her.)

Or: The hijackers turned into killers after they watched the the Pavitra Rishta episode where Ovi asks Purvi to help her so that Arjun can love her, Ovi.

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