Small advices on marriage for Rishab And Madhubala

"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." - Anon

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere." - Groucho Marx

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." - Billy Connolly

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together." - Hemant Joshi

"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." - Helen Rowland

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman

"All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble." - Raymond Hull

"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot." - Anon

"Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up." - Evelyn Hendrickson

"Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash." - Joyce Brothers

"For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked." - Bill Cosby

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." - Erma Bombeck

"Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too." - H L Mencken

"Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering." - Anon

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner

"Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give." - Cass Daley

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran

"Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do." - Bettina Arndt

"Marriage is like a game of cards. Starts with two hearts and a diamond and ends with clubs and a spade." - Anon

"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." - G K Chesterton

"Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree." - Anon

"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers." - Alan King

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late." - Max Kauffmann

"Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight." - George Lichtenberg

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open." - Groucho Marx

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage." - Lord Byron