Then please show your anger here...
So, presenting you "101 ways to irritate Dadi"
Pls add on your thoughts and make Dadi to go back to her ashram asap...
My take would be
1) Tying Dadi's hands to any pillar..
She can't give her Stopwa sign and will leave irritated.
2) Locking Dadi in a room full of loud noise..
Since she is allergic to noise, she will leave RM as a deaf.
Now its time for your ideas..