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Posted: 12 years ago
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Did everyone notice how happy Di was when she saw her Chotey having fun today? No? Oh wait...she wasn't. How nice of her to share in her brother's happiness. Oh, wait. She didn't. Whatay lovely sister.

So, we accomplished another rasam today. The tying of the dori. The hero staring at the heroine's back the way normal men stare at women's boobs. Only, our hero did it super-duper fast. Like efficiently. Over before we knew it. What the? Thoda aaram se karte. Thoda ruk ruk ke. Gives me a strange premonition everything will be fast with this dude...if you get my drift.

So, Shyam has been trying to bop his wife off since the last wedding...six months ago. How does he fail? Let me count the ways.

1). Scorpion-almost bit him instead.
2). Ether-evaporated or something like that
3). Car accident-injured her, but she is carrying the devil's spawn..it had taken firm root. Kuch nahin hua.
4). Poison in her medicine...how medieval. More importantly, what medicine? Also...does she not eat? All she does is take medicines and drink juice. Acidity ho jayegi.
5). Glass shards on the floor-I am going to go out on a limb here and predict that she ain't gonna die of stepping on a few shards of glass...if she does that.
6). Something with the wiring-no idea..lost in translation.

If I were him I'd buy a gun. Or hire Lallan back. At least.

Cheers!
Maxine

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Res

The real point to ponder is why there is a list of points to ponder where there should have only been kostins?

IPK TRP truly takes a hit today :D

I can hear someone say...please dekho dekho...main mazak kar raha tha!!
Edited by meera30 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Points to ponder

Let's activate gutter mindzz yaara cos i know you'd like that 😆 ok kidding here!

So the fact that Shyaam is attacking Di's feet this time, how exactly is that going to help I have no idea.
Oh perhaps Anjali wants more sympathy and face-cupping, this time hers.

Attack the womb you foolish villian, AnJhali is going all "MAIN TUMHARE BACHE KI MAA BANNE WAALI HOON" on you.

Khushi's standing there with her hotness intact and perhaps lots of other things.

Arnavji is so naive with all these rasams he doesn't know he has to take pheras around the fire, not around his burning desires.
Edited by MentalExotica - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Points to ponder ..

Who is Daljeet's and Khushi's stylist and what crack are they on?

Which CV is in-charge of brainstorming Shyam's idea's and what are crack are they on?

Who is writing all these Rabba Vey's and where can they be found? I have hate mail of about 5 episodes worth to send them ...

Which awesomeness writes NK's lines and how can I send them virtual jalebis?

Which CV thinks it's cool to have sooo many almost kisses and what anti-depressant are they on? I might need it.

Where is the nearest IPKKND rehab centre.. I want membership asap. Bas.
Edited by Rabba-Ve-Delena - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Points to ponder on really is where on earth Shyam learned to do kick-ass dhol playing?

The man should just quit stalking Khushi, attempting to murder Anjali, and playing dress up like a friggin dumbass and just team up with Daler Mehndi dammit.


Edited by .Euphoria. - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Only one point to ponder on--

WHY ANJALI? WHY DEAR GOD WHY?
Edited by boyznaka - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hello friends.

Firstly I would like to say that IPK is a jungle and to make sense of anything, we have to go to the root of the issue. please read my previous analyses for better understanding.Also, I'd like to thank Maxine for bringing out these points to ponder. Lets get started, shall we?

Maxine had listed SIX points- SIX failures of shyam!

Six- is the number of sex.

Shyam, the name itself has five letters

5 is the number of freedom, life

6-5= 1

What is 1?

Is it a number? No. It means a person. Read me carefully: One is the number of many things: but here it represents a person. Who is that person? By the scripting and the show's new lead it means ANJALI. Thus, Shyam is purposely failing to kill ANJALI as he wants, yes, SEX from her.

WOW. Loop closed.

Maxine had suggested GUN. Three letters, to symbolise holy trinity. But thats a fallacy. So no GUN. This is it. this is scripting, and plot designing.Enjoy the Points to Ponder.
Edited by tiya229 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dii was happy...but not for her CHOTTE as CHOTTE ho gae h ab BADE...

She was lost in her "DHOLI SHYAMU"...Bajaying DHOL just behind ARNAV BITWA👏👏

Dii rushed at LIGHT YEAR SPEED to METERBOX...chamatkar..how a Handicapped pregnant..that too like ANJALI DII..who is always in verge of slipping into Coma rushed to meter box...KOSTIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

N yeah ARNAV did that superfast...n just even touched her back wid fingers...****NOT-SO SHAREEF KHANDAN KA SABSE SHAREEF LADKA**** ⭐️


N MY MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION--
kya SUHAAGRAAT hogi is year me...?????

n hogi bhi to whos will be the first--SHYAMLI OR ARSHI??🤢🤢

JANNE K LIYE STAY TUNED TO SP 8pm mon-fri..


PS---DEKHNA HE TOH DEKHO..the concept of the show was "DIDI KI SAUT" CUM ""ARNAV KI AMMA KI SAUT""😃
Edited by aditi_arshi - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Except his kidnapping Arnav plan nothing else has worked till now...

yeah and that too Khushi was able to dope his chelas with water instead of kerosene...LOL!

So I doubt the glass shards thing is going to work...

😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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yay everyones res so i can get away with it this time

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