<font color="#FF0000">MICHELLE'S TOPIC --InSa locked in bathroom:</font>
<font color="#FF0000">written by michelle</font>
When Indu was searching
for his clothes in the bathroom, Sanchi entered and shut the door without
noticing him. Now its not opening again.
S: Yeh humne kya kar
diya!
Looking at her
expression, Indu tries to lighten the mood.
I: Sanchi ji, humko
aapse ee umeed na thi! Hum jaise bhole bhale, pyare, hendsum se launde ko aise
bathroom ma gher liya aapne! Badmaash kahi ki! Mood mein toh hum bhi.. Par
bathroom mein! Ab bahar ka ijjat reh jayegi humri?
S: Itne bhi handsome
nahi ho tum ki-
I: Itne bhi? Matlab
thode toh hai na? Arre humka pata hai, ee sab laxmanrekha ka khel tumri na
humri ijjat bachane ke liye hai! (laughs)
S: (sarcastically) haan
haan, humari buri nazar toh tum pe kab se hai!
I: Oho dusht vishkanya!
Tumri bhi ka galti, hum lagte hi hai itne chauchak! Pure benaras mein hum jaisa
launda na milega aapko!
Veena starts trying to
open the door.
I: Sasuma, jaldi humka
bachao! Do minute mein kuch bhi ho sakta hai humre saath! Ka Sanchi ji..
Romance ka itna hi mood tha toh humko seedhe se bol deti! Hum toh humesha mood
mein hi rehte hain! Waise, aaj raat ki jagah, din ma hi satak gayi tumri? Kuch
lee ho ka?
S: Chee, kaisi baatein
karte ho..
Her mother opens the
door and she leaves with a slight smile.
I: Kaahe Shiv ji, kaahe?
Kaahe itni chauchak muskaan diye ho dharampatni ji ko! Humre dil ki dhadkan
humri dhanno ke jaise daudne lagti hai! Haaye!
(hopefully, i dint bore
you! My induvani is not so great coz i have no grasp on north indian hindi..
Hindi in mumbai is quite abused and ashudh :D sorry!)
<font color="#FF0000">RASHMI'S SCENE--</font>
<font color="#FF0000">witten by rashmi</font>
<font color="#FF0000">TOPIC GIVEN BY SONALI - Indu and sanchi on bike and Rain.</font>
Indu and sanchi on bike were
going to college and it started pouring out of nowhere. Sanchiasked Indu
in taunting way Apni khatara ko teez nahi chala saktay.
Instantly Indu repliedDharampatni ji humree dhano ko
kuch na kehna bolo yeh mausam hi itna mast hai to maar humree dhano na hoge
mast bey. Sanchi ji aap har bakhat ghoray phar sawar na Raha karo kabhi aagay
bhi nazar ghoma liya karo (Indicated towards him). Chauchak mausam hai
woh kaya kehtay hai... woh ...ENJOB karo (ENJOY).
Sanchi made a face and said what
else I can expect from you?
I know you will be happy if I'll
fall ill.
Indu with confused looks repliedAab yeh mat kehna sasuri iss mein
humrey galti hai Aur Indra dev humray saath mil kar Aap ko bemaar karney
ke yojana bana rahe hai bey.
Sanchi was not happy because she
got drenched. Indu tried his luck again by Pointing towards a girl who was
enjoying in the Rain.Sanchiji
ek aap ho Aur ek wo laundiya hai jo maar mausam ko pura enjob kar rahe
hai . Aap toh baas Bhatakti Aatma ki tarah kallege se ghar aur ghar se kallege
tak he jatay ho
Sanchi got furious and asked him
to continue bird watching activity.
Indu immediately realised that
she has misunderstood him and got irritated .Tumree khopde mein koi
samay wala bomb hai kaya bey (time bomb) jab bhi humray saath hote hu woh fat
jata hai Aur tumra dimaag hil jata hai.
Sanchi asked him to shut his
mouth and this time indu thought it is better to keep quite (Adrak waley chai
hmmm idea drop)
<font color="#FF0000">TOPIC--INSA IN VEGETABLE MARKET ALONG WITH DHANNO</font>
<font color="#FF0000">written by---kul</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">/Indu (frustated) Kya bee yeh
kahan lee aayi ho tum... hum janat hai tum yeh kahe ker rahi ho,. humka
Pernament naukar aor diriber banana chahat ho pyaari Sasuma ke
saamne...isliye humme kheechai kee roj sabji rashan lane leeyi aavat ho…..
…tumko na hamri izzat ki kono fikar ha kii hai kee naaahi...Unibersity kii neeta
ka ka haal ker dala..
<font color="#0000ff"><font size="3">/Sanchi</font>
ARE patni kaa saath dena pati kha dharam hota hai…...president to bhi hai
na...ismain izzat kahan aa gayi….pati patni ka dharam hota hai har kaam 50-50
karna...
... </font>
/Indu phiphty phiphity fir se kahe start hovat
ho……uss sanki judge ki yaad dilaye det ho…vaise oko milne se ppehele hum soch
raht tumse badi sanki kono na hogi na duniya main,,,per uss judge ne tumri taap
pozishion cheen lee tapper jee...chalo theek hai tum kahin pe to pirphect
(perfect) naaahi ho.( Sanchi stare 😡).Are bhaba hum mazak ker rahe the...or tum sherious
hio jaati ho hemsha...Tumre haath ke TOUUCHHH hoke na bhegiterian (veg) phood
bhi NAN VEG ka maza devat hai ...…ka tum janat tumre haath main na jaaddoo
hai…maan karat hai …khaane kee saath tumre haath or tumhe bhi kha jaaye ...Indu
(thinking)…hum to isliye aate kii tumre haato see hamre alwba bhi jo roj roj
katata hai usssai se aapna dhookh baant sake. ...or unhe bataiye de.tumko to
yeh devi jee ek baar pakati hai...Humko to roj kateti hai yeh or pakati bhi
hai...
<font color="#0000ff">/Sanchi(giggling)kya badbda rahe hohum
tumko Non veg .lagte hai jo hume khana chate ho</font>
/ Indu. 😕 ) HAYE raam dharam patni
jee….tum deemag namak vastu padhai ke liye aur kabhi use karat ho ka
nahi…..HUM romantic vhomatic hone kee koshish karat hai …..aur tum khud aapna
pakwaan banana kee baat karat ho…..Sahi hai tumko haan bulvanee main hum shize
fhoty se thees kee jeans main aaye gaye…to ..tumko romansh seekhane kee
koshish main to hum bhudiyan hee jayenge.. inbisible hee ho jayenge..…or gar tum
seekh jaao…..hamre hone valoo baacho kee shaddi se pehlee…iske chaance bhi
kaam lagat hai humme...bhife jee..<font color="#0000ff">
/Sanchi
(jokingly 😆) haan too humne
kab kaha hamre peeche aao...</font>
/Indu (😆)Haan to hum na hote to tumko kaun ghaas dalta…
…tumko hamre charan dhoke pveen chaiye kee humne tumri maayi baapu kee sir se
musibaat aapnee sir uthaayi lee……hum to tumre isak main bali chad gaye….vo bhi
tumpe...tumne suna hai kabhooon…lob bhlind hovat hai …aeei vaste hum fans
gaye….kaa kare Hum bhi ka karte dil aaya gadhi pe to paari kaa cheejh hai
<font color="#0000ff">/Sanchi.(angry again).tumne humko gadhi kaha
.😡.. ek to hum tumhari
fatfatiya pe bhaithte hai...aur tum humain bhaav de rahe
ho...</font>
/indu (frustated 😒) Are nahi devi jee humne tumko gadhi kab kaha hum
to vo kah rahe the kaa kahte hai oko...munh main -awaraa kahat hai..naa
...ikko...kya kaha hai okko...khahe kee taaper ho re tum...Aur vaise aapne
hamari dulari dhaanko ko fatfatiya kaha...aapne hamre harut ko harat kiya
hai...yehi hai rahi gaya tha...aap hamre saath hamri dhaano ki bhi insalat pe
insalat karo...
<font color="#0000ff">/Sanchi😡SHutup Abb ek aur sabd hum tumse khana bhi
banvayenge yaad rakhna</font>
/Indu (thinking</font><font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">) allo angrezi main shhtaart ho gayi devi
jee... kaahe re hum iss ladakoo vimaan se chaunch maar liye maaiye...sarre
circuit hee ulte hai ikkee...….Indu beta bugtooo…lob main akkhonn pe bhlind
(blind)chadhaiye liye the tum to bhugtna hee padat tumko aabbb...😭</font>
..
<font color="#FF0000">TOPIC--INSA IN KITCHEN PREPARING CHINESE...SANCHI GUIDING INDU</font>
<font color="#FF0000">written by --amit</font>
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<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Indu :</font>
kya baat hai dharampatniji aaj hume app khana banana sikha rahi hain ..kaal tak
kahan hum aaram farmaya karte the apne adde par aurr jab se tum hamri zindagi
mai ayii hoo salla zindagi narak ban gayi humri…</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0066">Sanchi
:</font> Indu Singh jyada bak bak karne ki jarurat nahi hai samjhe ..aaj tumko
khana banana hi padega yee hamara order hai ..samjhe tum </font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0066">Indu :</font>
dhamki toh aise de rahi hain aap jaise kaccha kha jayengi …kar rahe hai naa hum
..salla hamara saar phata jaa raha hai is tu tu main main ke chakar mai <font color="#0000ff">(Sanchi smiles from behind) </font></font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Sanchi says to herself <font color="#ff0000">" aab beta tumko pata chal raha hoga humse pangaa lene kaa
natejaa" </font></font>
<font color="#66ccc" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Indu was preparing
chineese food … suddenly an idea came to his mind </font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Indu says to himself<font color="#ff0000"> " bahut nachaa rahi ho hume dharampatni ji ..abb dekho hum kaa
kya karte hain" </font></font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Indu started doing
drama that his hands got burned </font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">
</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Indu
:</font> ahhh ..ohhh ..uhhh</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Sanchi
:</font> kya hua Indu Singh ..tum thik toh ho naa ..</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Indu :
</font>ahhye sasura haanth ..aah </font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Sanchi
:</font> ruko abhi hum Medical box late hain …</font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Sanchi goes out to
take that medical box ..</font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Indu smiles … and
had a loud laugh </font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Sanchi returns
</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Sanchi
:</font> yahan Haanth lao Indu Singh …</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Indu :</font>
ye loo dharampatni ji ..</font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Sanchi feels
embarassed after hearing "Dharampatni ji " </font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Sanchi
:</font> phele tum hume dharampatni ji kehna band karo samjhe ..varna hum yahan
se chale jayenge ,phir karate rehna appna haanth thik ..</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Indu :
</font>ahhh ah dard ho raha hai ..ye battle badme ladd lena
...
</font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Sanchi strated
applying betadine with the help of cotton into Indu's hand ..</font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Indu feels the
sweet touch from Sanchi and he got lost in his own world </font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Indu closes his
eyes and suddenly he holds Sanchi's hand….he was enjoying that touch ..he even
did'nt know that he was holding Sanchi's hand </font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Sanchi got
frustrated and after that she came to know that it Indu Singh is doing a drama
infornt of her </font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Sanchi :
</font>yee kyaa hai Indu Singh …..</font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">She removes Indu's
hands from her hands </font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Sanchi
:</font> accha toh tum hamre samne drama kar rahe the ….loo aur khud hi laga loo
ye davai ..</font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Sanchi feels
disgusted and in anger She throws that betadine bottle into Indu's shirt and
says " i Hate You Indu Singh " </font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Indu :</font>
yee kaa hai ..hamari shirt par kyu phek rahi hain apna zeher ..haan vo kaa kehte
hain agrezi mai " I HATE YOU TOO" </font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Sanchi :
</font>tum se toh baat karna hi bekaar hai ..huhhh </font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">Sanchi leaves from
there ..</font>
<font face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif"><font color="#ff0099">Indu :
</font>vaah re dharampatni jii mann gaye apko ..salla hum ek toh khana bana rahe
aur upar se aap apne bhaoo dikha rahi hain … wah kis vishkanya se paal pala hai
humra </font>
<font color="#66ccff" face="Comic Sans MS, Times, serif">He feels devastated </font>
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