Oh my god I just read on twitter that Mario Balotelli wants to be friends with our Barun Sobti and wants BS to give him tips and lessons on basic soccer skills Balotelli felt he could do with some improvement in his center forward skills and hence turned to BS.
Wow so many sporting legends saw the snippet of his football skills in SBS and were flabbergasted over this volcano of talent hidden for so long from the football world
Beckham wants to mentor him and says the next best thing after Bend it like Beckham will be Sweep it like Sobti and no before you all football ignoramuses think it is some insulting term- it's a position in defence – usually behind the centre halves and nothing to do with better half's.
Sepp Blatter is thinking of making him a major spokesperson for Joga Bonita or the beautiful game and Pele is in talks with him about being the good will ambassador for the next world cup in Brazil in 2014 and get this Abramovich may just ask him to play for Chelsea while EPL FC Blackburn Rovers are lamenting that they did not rope him earlier into cheering last season maybe they could have avoided the ignominy of being relegated to second division
So what will happen to IPKKND now? I am terrified and scared he will leave acting for football please say it isn't so
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