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Monaji... I am still reeling from the announcement...anyways ...now that you are president or co-president or whatever...please consider the following;
Looks like you can do anything. So here are my requests...
When you go to thank Mrs Sarkar for her help...could you please tell her to dress less threateningly? Bachhe dar jaate hain ji... Unka bindi dekhkar toh lagta hai ki kahin signal mein khadi ho gayi...toh all cars and vehicles will stop...unke bindi ko STOP sign yaa red light samajhkar...What a size man!!!!!! pl ask her to reduce the size...And also please ask her to tie up her hair and go easy on the lipstick...Seriously jab bhi unhe dekhta hoon...toh she looks like bhadrakali ka avtaar...durga pooja mein toh direct entry le sakti hain...
Mere ghar mein peene ki paani ki bahut problem hoti rahti hain...Erratic water supply you see...Water can find its way into a coconut but not into my house taps...Aapke naari shakti mandal se kehke could you do something please?
Could you please tell me what is Mr Johnson smoking and where can I get it? Main apne boss ko bhi woh pilana yaa khilaana chahta hoon...salon se assigment pe assignment complete karta hoon par president banna toh door...unke room mein bhi nahin gaya...
Aapki bhenaon se kehkar Sallu bhaiyya ko ek yaa do shirts dila deejiye...bechare har movie mein shirt ke bina ghoomte rehte hain...
Thats it for now...will come up with more requests later...Congrats again Monaji...
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