JUST IN JEST

JUST IN JEST

• The brain is wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and dose not stop until you get into the office.

- Robert Frost

• The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

- Franklin P Jones

• We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like??

- Jean Cocturan

• It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

-Jerry Seinfeld

• It matters not whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose.

-Darrin Weinberg

• Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.

• Most people are always alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

• Don't worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia.

• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

• Forgive your enemies but remember their names.